Thumb drives are handy, but they're also super easy for a digi-thief to walk off with your important data. Offering military-grade encryption, the Ironkey ($79-$149) is here to stop those unsavory types. The metal flash drive is built to withstand... [More]

N-Gage is dead, long live N-Gage. While gaming isn't the Nokia N81's (430 EUR/$590, Q4 2007) only feature, it is part of the company's revival of the long-dead gaming platform. With features including non-US HSDPA, Wi-Fi, 8GB of storage, a... [More]

Live anywhere cold for long enough, and you'll come to realize the beauty of a good flask. The Manhattan Flask Set ($75) includes four stackable shot glasses in a leather case, as well as a funnel, and, of course, a... [More]

Not only is there a national air guitar championship, there's also a pretty great documentary about its birth and the hardcore instrument-less rockers who come to compete. Air Guitar Nation ($19) chronicles the first US Air Guitar Championships, following the... [More]

Calling it the ultimate GPS might be going a bit too far, but it sure does rock. The new TomTom GO 920T ($700; Q4 2007) packs features like a 4.3-inch, 480 x 272 touch screen, Bluetooth, a RDS-TMC Traffic Receiver,... [More]

Normally, we're not too big on pocket cams — they tend to be light in weight and light on image quality — but that might change with the Nikon Coolpix S700 ($380; Sept. 2007). This new metal-bodied cam boosts image... [More]

Wear some baseball history on your sleeves with these authentic Ballpark Cuff Links ($150-$300). These one-of-a-kind cuff links are made from salvaged wood seats from the country's most famous stadiums — take your pick from Yankee Stadium (royal blue), Wrigley... [More]

The Klipsch IMAGE Earphones ($350; Nov. 2007) are the world’s smallest and lightest full-range in-ear earphones. Sporting a black and copper finish, the high-performance earphones utilize patent-pending, anatomically-designed Contour Ear Gels for comfort while rocking out. Extended-frequency exclusive KG926 balanced... [More]

It's time to start getting your denim collection ready for fall, and that means adding at least a couple new pairs to the stable. Diesel Zaf 796 Jeans ($190) fit the bill with a more traditional five-pocket style, but add... [More]

Here's some more non-black luggage, this time from Oakley. The company's Tiger Camo Roller Bag ($180) comes in both khaki and black tiger camo, (it comes in all black as well, but who wants that?) and features an 18-inch telescoping... [More]

Looking for a useful, affordable gift? These new Nalgene Kit Bottles ($18-$25) are great for giving, thanks to their combination of a 32oz. Nalgene bottle stuffed with goodies for several different applications, such as Auto, which includes a distress flag,... [More]

NBC's come-outta-nowhere sci-fi superhero drama makes its way onto DVD this week. Heroes - Season 1 ($37) includes 7-discs of action, including cast commentaries, a 73-minute uncut pilot episode, some 50 deleted scenes, and a bunch of making-of featurettes. Buy... [More]

The Nokia N95, the only smartphone to come close to rivaling the iPhone, has called in reinforcements in its battle with the Jesus phone. The new Nokia N95 ($690) comes in an all-black design with 8GB of built-in storage and... [More]

"That what I don't know, I don't think I know." - Socrates Prepare to learn that you "don't know" a lot more than you think, thanks to The Book of General Ignorance by John Mitchinson and John Lloyd ($14). This... [More]

What happens when you take one part RAZR, one part RIZR, and one part HSDPA? You get the MOTORIZR Z8 ($670). This new 3G phone features a sliding design in a body similar in size to a RAZR, with a... [More]

It was only a matter of time before a Blu-ray-recording cam appeared on the market, and it's happened sooner rather than later. The Hitachi BD70 Blu-ray Camcorder ($TBA) records video at up to 1920x1080 resolution onto 8cm Blu-ray discs or... [More]

Black on black has never looked so good. It's no secret that the Porsche Design Studio makes some insanely awesome stuff. And you knew it was only a matter of time before they collaborated with their brothers at the car... [More]

While Xbox Live is perhaps the best online gaming service, the included Xbox headset, well, sucks. Take your online gaming experience to the next level with Ear Force X3 Wireless Headphones for Xbox 360 ($100; Sept. 2007). These lightweight shell-style... [More]

Proclaim your badass-ness in the One in a Million Boots ($335) by Kenneth Cole. The pull-on ankle boots sport a monk strap and rocker-like metal studs at the toe and heel.... [More]

They've done 1984, and now they're doing 1972 with the PodBrix Young Woz and Jobs Playset ($40). This latest creation from Tomi shows Apple co-founders Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs back in '72, minifig-style. Each one of the 300 limited... [More]

It didn't take over the MP3 player market like Microsoft hoped, but the Zune is still a solid device, and it's getting a makeover for one of the most anticipated video games in history. The Zune - Halo 3 Edition... [More]

James Tamborello, also known as the "other" member of The Postal Service, is back as Dntel, with an album full of experimental electronica. Dumb Luck ($13) features collaborations with top indie vocalists such as Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley and... [More]

We've been holding off on posting about Faceball, the newest office sports craze, until the "official" balls were available for purchase. Now that they are, we introduce you to your new favorite pastime. Faceball is basically a one-on-one game in... [More]

Great for dry, damaged and lion-like hair, John Allan's Smoothe Conditioning Styling Cream ($15) helps control your mane with a long list of natural ingredients like aloe and carrot root extracts, avocado, and honey and milk proteins. Use it to... [More]

No, the funniest show on television isn't The Office or Family Guy. It's not even on network TV. Trust us, you won't find a funnier show than It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Created by three friends who sent in a... [More]

Designed by Crispin Jones, Tengu ($50) is an iPod-like USB creature that lip syncs to your music using his red LED face. He's got seven different facial expressions, and works with any PC or Mac. Don't blame us if Tengu... [More]

Optical illusions are normally fun, and this one is no different. The Half A Portion Mirror with Shelf ($200) is a 17x11 mirror with half a porcelain dinner plate attached. The resulting reflection makes it appear that the plate is... [More]

If you've ever felt like using your LEGOs for more than just building static objects, this is the book for you. Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against ($17) is an unauthorized book full of awesome LEGO... [More]

The decal specialists at Blik have teamed up with T-shirt community Threadless to offer some great wall graphics based on some popular tees. The Blik Threadless wall decals ($50-$60) currently include nine modern designs, our favorites being Happy Creatures (shown),... [More]

Rude Man Hair Soap ($14) is an awesomely-named big, black bar that combines shampoo, conditioner and body wash. Every hair on your body will appreciate this death metal cleanser.... [More]

Mixing a little Vans with a little Medium, the Puma Scout Evo Sneakers ($110) are a great addition to your fall lineup. The stylish slip-ons sport a green suede upper with leather trim and logo stripe.... [More]

Prepare yourself for college football season with Pocket Shots ($2/each). These portable pouches of quality liquors — vodka, rum, tequila, gin, or whiskey — are easily stuffed into pockets and bags, letting you make your unauthorized stadium drinks with the... [More]

Just when this Uncrate staffer had set his heart on a Nikon D80, here comes this beast. The Nikon D300 ($1800; Nov. 2007) is the company's new entry-level pro dSLR, and it has the features to back up its "pro"... [More]

From the makers of the Cableyoyo comes one of the most simple ways we've yet seen to cool down your laptop. Cool Feet ($13) are a set of four "feet" for your laptop that attach either by suction or by... [More]

If you're looking for an affordable dining set for your place, you should check out the DWR-worthy Ikea Fusion Table and Chairs ($300). The table efficiently seats four with a super unique style that allows the matching chairs to fit... [More]

While we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with the philosopher, the Plato Wall Sconce ($180) does create the kind of soft, atmospheric light conducive to reflective thought. The 20-inch-tall light features a 50 watt halogen bulb, blue glass... [More]

We've all got an excuse to be a little lazier, thanks to the all-new Roomba 500 Series. These cleaning robots pack new features such as anti-tangle technology, twice as much suction as previous models, a re-designed dustbin to hold more... [More]

New Orleans mainstays Galactic have returned to the stage with a new album fusing the band's signature funk stylings with modern hip-hop. From the Corner to the Block ($14) pays homage to the musicality that made the Big Easy famous,... [More]

Your typical USB hub isn't the most flexible of peripherals, which is why it might be worth the extra dough to spring for this Foldable USB 2.0 Hub ($25). The hub, made of aluminum and ABS plastic, features end ports... [More]

It might not be the flashiest of cars, but odds are you've wanted one before. The 2008 Honda Accord ($TBA) is the eighth edition of Honda's flagship, and offers an available i-VTEC V-6 that produces 268 horsepower and boasts Variable... [More]

Having a child is hectic enough without the hassle of a poorly-designed stroller. The Bugaboo Bee Stroller ($530; Sept.) has a compact, foldable design that can "grow" with your child, thanks to flexible features that can accommodate a child from... [More]

Designed for those of us who spend most of our golf outings in the trees and heavy rough, the Tree Surgeon ($43) combines a putter with an ax. Nothing will be unplayable when you have this weapon in your bag.... [More]

The new Nokia 6555 ($270) features sophisticated styling with a smooth-back fold design. Sporting a classy analog timepiece display, the 3G mobile phone offers a QVGA 16 million color internal display, 6x zoom camera, video sharing capabilities, and WCDMA and... [More]

Watch out. Nessie is coming at you in 3D with this tee from Heavy Rotation. The From The Depths T-Shirt ($28) has a great illustration of the dino-sized creature from Loch Ness, along with your very own pair of 3D... [More]

Old-world techniques and materials meet elegant, sleek design in the Vita Horizontal Dresser from Thomas Moser ($5800). This impressively-built piece of furniture features mitered dovetail joint construction, six full-size, solid cherry drawers that "nest" in the frame, and a full-paneled... [More]

Pass the time until the release of Halo 3 by picking up a copy of BioShock ($60), a first-person shooter that mixes RPG elements, an incredibly immersive environment, and an intricate, involving plot to create a gaming experience that is... [More]

Who needs trailers? You can keep a sail boat in the trunk of your Honda, as long as it's the MiniCat ($4950). This fully collapsible and extremely portable 2-person catamaran weighs only 80 lbs. but can support 500 lbs. of... [More]

Canon has upped the ante again with the EOS 40D ($1300; Sept.). This mid-range competitor to Nikon's D80 packs an enhanced 10.1-megapixel CMOS sensor, a DIGIC III image processor, and a 3-inch LCD screen in a new magnesium alloy body.... [More]

With 15 different styles available, you're sure to find an Inhabit lamp to match your indoor landscape. The company's boxy Builtby Lamp ($170-$232) comes in a variety of color schemes, with unique names like Chump Change, Even Steven, Mack Daddy,... [More]

If you haven't been lucky enough to catch a screening, you'll soon be able to learn all about your favorite typeface with the Helvetica DVD ($20; Nov. 6). In addition to the 80-minute film, you'll get over 90 minutes of... [More]

For those of you who are "one strappers," the Incase Nylon Sling Pack ($90) offers all the functionality of a normal backpack-style laptop case with a nice cross-chest shoulder strap design. Features include a reinforced laptop compartment with fur interior... [More]

There are a lot of graphic tees out there, but few have goals this lofty. StatAttak T-Shirts ($25/each) feature awesome graphic representations of some of the world's most disturbing country-based statistics. For instance, the Botswana 37 tee (shown) tells us... [More]

His true identity may have been blown, but Fake Steve Jobs is as hardcore and hilarious as ever. He takes it up a notch with Options: The Secret Life of Steve Jobs ($16; Oct.). While not much is known about... [More]

Constructed from 420D nylon-coated tarpauline with electronically welded seams, this 100% water-tight sack will keep your gear from getting drenched at the beach or by the pool. The Overboard Dry Tube Bag ($40) also floats in case you and your... [More]

It won't be flip-flop season much longer, so splurge while you can. The limited edition Reef Fanning Bamboo Sandal ($60) features a leather and eco-friendly bamboo upper, pig suede lining, contoured footbed with anatomical arch support, heel airbag, a natural... [More]

Bring some nautical flair to your modern decor with this Stelton Ship's Lamp ($600). The 17-inch lamp features a one-liter reservoir that can hold enough oil for 18 hours of light, an adjustable shade and wick for various lighting effects,... [More]

We've seen iPod alarm clocks before, but never one this well thought out. The Logitech Pure-Fi Dream ($250) features motion-activated backlit controls, an auto-adjusting LCD that automatically dims at night, and a motion-sensing snooze alarm that responds to a wave... [More]

De Niro. Scorsese. Need we say more? Taxi Driver - Two-Disc Collector's Edition ($19) has all the hardcore Travis Bickle action you remember, along with over three hours of extras, including an excellent feature-length making-of video.... [More]

Looking more like a huge Timex Ironman watch than a television, the Hannspree Time Square 12-inch LCD TV ($130) sports a working clock, thermometer and hygrometer. The dials swing open to reveal the two speakers. The Time Square also offers... [More]

Designer Piero Lissoni brings his minimalist style to your wrist with the Tic Watch ($225). Made for Alessi, the watch features a great square-shaped dial, a satin-finish stainless steel case and bracelet, Japanese quartz movement, date indicator, chronograph functions, and... [More]

Okay, so we know it as soccer, but whatever you decide to call it, it looks like a blast. The Offside Football Coffee Table ($7600) is a functional coffee table with a working mirrored foosball pitch underneath the glass table... [More]

Despite our unhealthy obsession with the iPhone, we know it's not the only game in town. The Helio Fin ($365 w/o activation, $225 w/new plan) is a super-slim (11.4mm) flip phone that boasts a couple of features the iPhone doesn't... [More]

We love LEGOs, and in honor of their recent 75th anniversary, we thought we'd mention this Silver Brickwall LEGO Ring ($80). The sterling silver ring features the familiar 2x2 LEGO pattern, and comes with six different color pieces to snap... [More]

We're big fans of Fatboy's traditional oversized beanbags, so it should come as no surprise that we're pumped about the Fatboy Outdoor ($350). This 55"x75" mammoth sports heavy denier polyester fabric that's been UV treated and coated with PVC to... [More]

Tired of endlessly refilling your favorite Glade scented product? Check out the Aromax ($200), a stylish anodized aluminum cone-shaped diffuser that features whisper silent operation and an adjustable scent output so you can keep your home or office smelling great... [More]

Braun has introduced a new high-end shaving system that will literally shake you. Well, it'll actually just vibrate your face real good. Powered by sonic technology, the Braun Pulsonic Shaver pulses with over 10,000 microvibrations per minute to expose and... [More]

The North Face Limited Edition First Ascent Backpack ($55) sports a screen printed design that commemorates four hardcore climbing achievements in the 1970s — El Capitan's Aquarian Wall in 1972 in California (2,310 meters), the Bicentennial Everest expedition in Nepal... [More]

Get it? It's a tree with Apples in it. Even if it isn't the most original idea ever, there really is no better way to show off your Mac geekiness than with a nice pro-Apple tee. And the Doesn't Fall... [More]

There are few things as fun — and refreshing — as a good water balloon battle. Step up your game this summer with a Waterbomb Combat Kit ($8), which comes with 40 color-coded balloons and a quick-fill pump to keep... [More]

One of the most desirable cars in the world just got a speed boost. The Bentley Continental GT Speed ($TBA) is the most powerful production Bentley ever produced, boasting a 600hp twin-turbo W12 engine, a 0-60mph time of 4.3 seconds,... [More]

Angry, ballsy, and loud — that's how we like our rock. Produced and mixed by Butch Vig of Nevermind fame, New Wave by Against Me! ($10) is a fast-paced punk assault, led by frontman Tom Gabel's distinct vocals and a... [More]

These plates are sure to bring some style to your next fried bologna sandwich. Made of lightweight melamine, the Ribbons & Boughs Plate Set ($48) includes four uniquely-shaped plates sporting a terrific abstract-foliage design.... [More]

Floating away gets an expensive twist when you sign up for the Zero-G Weightless Experience ($3,675). 90 minutes in the upper atmosphere aboard special zero gravity aircraft let you experience true weightlessness like the astronauts. Your own flight suit and... [More]

Who knew Oakley made prescription eye glasses too? The Oakley Prescription Eyewear Collection ($TBD) includes more than 30 styles that, just like their high-tech sunglasses, are made from the finest futuristic materials available. You'll find modern frames in a variety... [More]

Dress up your favorite button-down and jeans combo with this Wide-Band Leather Bracelet from David Yurman ($400). The width of the band gives the bracelet a more masculine look, and the simple sterling silver clasp provides just the right amount... [More]

If you don't laugh your ass off at the indescribably odd Aqua Teen Hunger Force series on Cartoon Network, then you're going to really, really hate this feature-length version. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters ($20; Aug.... [More]

Bring some plant life into your home, 50's-style with the Bullet Planter ($155-$165). While the origins of this terrific retro design are unclear, the compression-molded fiberglass planters look great, and work just as well holding ice and drinks as they... [More]

Save your carpet from a burgundy bath with help from this aluminum wine tray by MuNiMulA ($98). The simple object, available in a handful of colors, holds four wine glasses and a bottle of your favorite wine.... [More]

Even if you think you know all the ins and outs of the web, we still recommend picking up Rule the Web: How to Do Anything and Everything on the Internet - Better, Faster, Easier by Mark Frauenfelder ($11). Co-founder... [More]

As nice as summer is, fall and winter will be here sooner than you think. Prepare for the upcoming weather with The North Face Momentum Jacket ($85). This lightweight, performance fitting top is made from TKA Stretch fabric, and features... [More]

It may not have have had a collision with an iceberg, but the Titanic Lamp ($630) will definitely bring a sinking feeling to your living room. The lamp sports a high-gloss white lacquer finish and a diagonal slice that gives... [More]

Get two watches for one price with the Fossil Flip Dial Watch ($55). The copper-cased watch features a brown face with three-hand quartz movement and date window. But give it a quick flip, and you can sport an engraved skull... [More]

It's not always easy to find good-looking, organically-inspired bedding — especially in brown. Himmei Bed Linens ($90-$120) combine a fantastic pattern — based on a classic photo negative design by Maija Isola of Merimekko fame — with soft, 270-thread-count cotton... [More]

Sometimes it's good to have limitations. They push you to think more and try new things. The Ricoh GR-Digital ($650) is a perfect example. Its fixed, prime lens means no lazy zooming from across the street. It makes you get... [More]

While we're not big fans of those seemingly ubiquitous women's license plate handbags, we do enjoy the more subtle License Plate Keyring ($40). Made from real state license plates, these handmade keyrings feature a single letter on top of a... [More]

Like a lot of good ideas, the Brush & Rinse Toothbrush ($3) is one of those products that makes you wonder why no one has thought of it before. A pretty standard toothbrush, the back of the Brush & Rinse... [More]

Barry Bonds has finally entered the record books. Too bad there's going to be a big fat asterisk beside his name. Show your suspicions with this 756 T-Shirt ($15). Because one thing's for sure — there wasn't any controversy when... [More]

We've long recommended replacement keyboards for Apple's desktops, but that changes today, as Apple rolled out new Wired and Wireless Aluminum Keyboards ($50-$70). The new 'boards offer low-profile keys like those found on the company's MacBook laptop, new dedicated function... [More]

Get draft-style brew at home with the Avanti Mini Pub Beer Tapper ($230). This combination cooler and tap uses standard 5-liter beer kegs to give you a mug full right from your kitchen counter. It features an LCD for temperature... [More]

Apple has just released its new iMac ($1200-$1800), and the aluminum and glass beauty looks like another winner from the boys in Cupertino. Available in 20-inch and 24-inch models, the new iMacs sport 2.0 or 2.4 Intel Core 2 Duo... [More]

From the dark, dark mind of artist Sarina Brewer comes this collection of disturbing animal creations. Stop by her Custom Creature Taxidermy site to order yourself some Two-Headed Squirrels ($800), a Mutant Pickled Piglet ($375), a Flying Monkey ($3500), or... [More]

Ditch the traditional diaper bag when you're taking care of your tyke and grab this Grey Diaper Bag from Diaper Dude ($65). This sling-style bag offers several compartments, closed by orange zippers, a padded strap, and a painted peace sign... [More]

Cook a frozen pizza in under two minutes with the TurboChef 30" Double Wall Speedcook Oven ($7,900). Using Airspeed Technology — which is normally only found in commercial restaurants — the TurboChef cooks up to 15 times faster than a... [More]

We're definitely fans of argyle here at Uncrate, but sometimes the standard pattern is simply a little too loud for the occasion. The Banana Republic Stitched Argyle Sweater ($80) offers a more subtle approach thanks to its tonal argyle stitching... [More]

Questionable use of ethnic stereotypes aside, we really like this Mr. Chin Kitchen Timer ($45) from Alessi. The timer is made from thermoplastic resin, hand decorated, and can be set for any time up to one hour. For more fun... [More]

Rock out in stealth with these G.I. Headphones from Skullcandy ($70). Available in three different camo prints, the headphones feature 41mm drivers, a leather headwrap, in-line volume control, speakers that swivel 90 degrees for easy storage, and a travel bag.... [More]

An awesome way to keep track of the important time zones, the Time Flies Clock Set ($80) consists of three individual country-shaped clocks stamped with New York, London and Hong Kong. The clocks have white metal faces with red metal... [More]

The days of slowing down to switch songs are over. The Timex Ironman iControl Watch ($125) lets you wirelessly control your pocketed iPod or iPhone right from your wrist. In addition to the standard iPod controls (Play/Pause, Volume Up/Down, Track... [More]

Part man. Part machine. All cop. How could you not love a movie with a tagline like that? Watch Detroit get cleaned up again by everyone's favorite cyborg with the Robocop 20th Anniversary Collector's Edition DVD ($16; Aug. 21). The... [More]

Camp Crystal Lake, Cyberdyne, the USCSS Nostromo — fictional, but real places to fans of movies like Friday the 13th, The Terminator, and Alien. Now you can sport the logos and slogans of all kinds of places, corporations, and companies... [More]

You remember Barrel O' Monkeys, right? The super-simple yet entirely frustrating game has spawned this Barrel O' Monkeys Tie Tack ($31). The sterling silver tack is cast from the actual plastic monkeys found in the game, so your homage to... [More]

The king of the console grid iron is back for its 18th year with Madden NFL 08 ($50-$60; Aug. 14). The title packs in a new Player Weapon feature, an all-new Read & React system, a new Front Office mode,... [More]

Convert your bicycle from man-power to horsepower with the RevoPower ($600; 2008). The wheel, which weighs in at under 15 pounds and is designed to fit most bikes, contains a 21cc motor that gets over 100mpg and goes around 17mph.... [More]

You like everything in your kitchen, including your spice rack, to be cutting edge. A must for your shopping list therefore is the Zero Gravity Magnetic Spice Rack ($24). This six-bottle rack mounts on the wall and uses magnets to... [More]

We never really imagined listening to Led Zeppelin on a zeppelin-shaped speaker, but then again we never thought we'd see an iPod speaker this good looking. The B&W Zeppelin ($600; late 2007) holds five drivers inside its body — four... [More]

Size does matter with some things. Dwarfing those 8-inch models being sold everywhere, the 15-inch Gigantor Digital Photo Frame ($250) features a sharp 1024x768 resolution, built-in speakers, and MPEG Video and MP3 playback. It's compatible with several memory cards, and... [More]

Puma's awesome new Urban Mobility Collection was created to simplify and spruce up travel with a variety of wood-paneled gear. A range of items are currently available, but we're especially loving the Cabin Trolley ($375), Document Wallet ($140), and the... [More]

First shown at the 2006 Paris Auto Show, the Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione ($200,000; late 2008) is finally making its way stateside. The retro-styled racer features a 4.7-liter, 450hp V8 engine, carbon fiber body with steel chassis, a 6-speed robotic... [More]

Those of you who miss HBO's Carnivale, or who generally enjoy terrific photography of sometimes bizarre subjects, are sure to enjoy Circus by Bruce Davidson ($38). This collection from the world-renowned photographer includes shots dating as far back as 1958,... [More]

With bug season in full swing, it's a good idea to keep some insect repellent around — like this REI Jungle Juice Insect Repellent ($6). This field-tested repellent contains Maxi-DEET formula of 98.11% DEET with 1.89% other ingredients, and will... [More]

Get handheld hi-def with the ultra-compact Canon HG10 AVCHD Hard Disk Drive Camcorder ($1300; Oct.2007). The HG10 can record up to 15 hours of 1080 HD footage onto its built-in 40GB hard drive. Other features include a 10x HD Video... [More]