If that drab laptop bag corporate gave you isn't cutting it, go rogue with the sleek and extremely functional Vyper Exo M ($175). Though it hints of working for the man, this semi-rigid ballistic nylon case has enough design touches... [More]

Just before May gets here, we offer up another small collection of tracks we've been playing out lately. The Uncrate iMix 04.07 ($10) includes songs by Linkin Park, Gym Class Heroes, The Dears, and more. Some are old, some are... [More]

Display the photos from your bachelor party (or wedding) on this sleek Philips PhotoFrame ($190). It sports a 9-inch display with internal memory for up to 150 photos plus additional memory card support. The frame also displays in crisp colors,... [More]

It's always awesome to find a single product that can do the work of two, and that's exactly what we have with Flipper Screen / Shelving ($1800). Designed by Christopher Douglas, this flexible screen features circular cut-outs with hinged locking... [More]

We're big fans of American Apparel's products, and we're also fans of organic products. The American Apparel Organic Polo ($32) features great 4-button 70's styling with 100% organic cotton construction, making the shirt not only soft on your skin but... [More]

The original EyeToy for PS2 was pretty much exactly as it was described — a toy. Not so with the PlayStation Eye ($TBA; Summer 2007). Sporting features such as an improved microphone, better low-light performance, impressive 60 or 120 frames... [More]

Having that one special bottle of wine on hand can make all the difference between scoring for the night and sleeping alone. Enhance your chances of the former with the Angelshare Single-Bottle Cellar ($397). This sexy device houses some internal... [More]

Founders at Work: Stories of Startups' Early Days ($17) is quite simply an amazing series of tales telling what happened in the early days of life at popular tech companies like Apple, PayPal and Flickr. Founders of these companies tell... [More]

Whether you like a clean face, a five-o-clock shadow, or have a full-on Grizzly Adams beard, you still need some shaving products to keep that facial hair under control. So tell us: What do you use to keep your face... [More]

We're big fans of Porsche Design products, and when they join heads with Adidas, good things appear. Things like this Adidas Porsche Design Race Slip-On ($110). Perfect for Sunday drives, the shoes blend the understated style of Porsche Design with... [More]

Everyone hates junk mail. Even though you tend to get more male enhancement solicitings in your spam email, real junk mail is actually harmful to the environment and keeps your countertops wonderfully messy. To keep it out of your mailbox,... [More]

Do we even need to explain how excited we are about these? The Big Lebowski Urban Achiever 8-Inch Action Figure Set ($25) features The Dude and Walter, along with extras like their bowling balls and bags, Cynthia's Pomeranian, the famous... [More]

It's not everyday that you find a product that can truly be declared the best you've ever tried. But that's exactly what we found when we tested out the new West Loop Mug ($20) by Contigo. This sleek, dual-walled stainless... [More]

If you happen to be a fan of the Counting Crows, you'll dig this disc from lead singer Adam Duritz's old band. She Likes The Weather by The Himalayans ($10) offers listeners a look at the evolution of Duritz's songwriting,... [More]

As we've said before, one of the most irritating things about traveling is the onslaught of black bags. Keep your stuff noticeable and safe in the Lacoste Upright Carry-On ($425). This 30" bag, which may or may not be carry-on... [More]

Hammocks are a mainstay of Summer living, and this might just be the king of hammocks. The Cocoon Hammock ($19,500) features a great-looking terrace base that holds the 113-inch diameter hammock. The frame is made from Taukkyan wood with electropolished... [More]

Teac of Japan goes high end with their HP-F100 Filltune HiFi Bone Conducting Headphones ($499). These pricey headphones are designed for upper quality sound reproduction and will let you blast Underoath while still being in touch with the world around... [More]

Tired of plain white Summer sneakers? So are we. The Puma V-Star Sneaker ($75) brings some color back to your everyday attire with a terrific, textured textile upper with a rich leather trim. If the New Navy/Golden Poppy isn't quite... [More]

We really despise most car sun shades, but if you need to use one due to your area's oppressive Summer heat, it should be this one. The Dracula Car Sun Shade ($25) is made from reflective material and features a... [More]

This is no April Fool's joke. The new George Foreman iGrill ($150) is an iPod-ready version of everyone's favorite lean mean fat-reducing grilling machine. The indoor/outdoor electric grill has a 200-square-inch nonstick grilling surface and an integrated 10-watt speaker system... [More]

Mario Kart kicks ass. Nearly every version ever made became one of the best titles for that system, and it's also one of the most fun multiplayer experiences out there. Bring some of that madness to your house with the... [More]

Before you know it, you'll scurrying around trying to find some cool trunks for your summer swimfests. Be prepared, Army-style, with the Manic Camouflage Board Shorts ($40) by Quiksilver.... [More]

If your current audio setup leaves something to be desired, and you happen to have a boatload of cash, the Vivid Audio B1 Loudspeaker ($13,500/pair) may be just what you're looking for. The B1s incorporate four drivers in a dead-sexy... [More]

We're really digging The Making of Star Wars: The Definitive Story Behind the Original Film ($50). Filled with great photos, production notes, anecdotes, the book is a treasure trove of inside information from an executive editor at Lucasfilm. George Lucas,... [More]

Unless you have a purebred dog and the papers to back it up, you're probably curious to know exactly where your pooch came from. The Canine Heritage Breed Test ($65) lets you do just that, using a DNA-based diagnostic test... [More]

The HTC Shift ($1,750) is a sweet new gadget that totally has us ready to drop our cash as soon as a price is announced. The ultra-portable computing device, powered by Windows Vista, sports a QWERTY style keyboard and offers... [More]

Some of you may scoff at buying a pair of shoes that appear to already be several years old. But those of you wanting a super casual look this summer will like the Steve Madden Kareem Shoes ($75). Sporting a... [More]

The Hot Rod Mop Brush ($15) is designed to put a little something extra into your grilling life. It's designed with unique flame etchings and has a detachable silicone mop end which holds large amounts of sauce. it's made of... [More]

Storing stuff underneath the bed isn't unusual, but lifting up your bed to store stuff in a hidden compartment certainly is. The Flou Bold Bed ($TBA) allows you to do just that. The mattress rests on a hinged platform which... [More]

Most of the cooking gear we've covered here on Uncrate is made from stainless steel, but no stainless pan can stand up to slow cooking like a Le Creuset French Oven ($115-$350). Made from enameled cast iron, the ovens distribute... [More]

If you happen to live near a beach, you'll want to check out this Paul Frank Pirate Skurvy Cruiser by Nirve ($320). It features a "Galaxie" frame, blacked out hardware with Paul Frank Skurvy character, vintage grips, a double-spring saddle,... [More]

Amenity’s first facial cleanser cleans and exfoliates great thanks to the company's all-in-one Pro-Form 6 formula. With ingredients like willow bark extract and Pro-Vitamin B5, the Amenity Gel Face Cleanser ($27) helps prevent breakouts, fight ingrown hairs, and keeps you... [More]

BMW gets its design mojo back with the BMW Concept CS, a sexy new four-door that just redefined the luxury performance category. The low-slung beauty has some of the finest lines we've ever seen on the outside, and a stellar... [More]

If you love wine but hate trying to pair it with dinner, then Wine That Loves ($TBA) might be your answer. These wines, managed by wine expert and sommelier Ralph Hersom, literally tell you on the front of the bottle... [More]

It's inevitable: any time you make a big purchase, there's always something coming along a few months later that makes you (at least a little) regretful about opening up your wallet. So tell us: Is there anything you're holding off... [More]

Earth Day is coming up this weekend, and we thought it'd be fitting to mention it in a piece about some cool eco-friendly furniture. Designed by Anthony Marschak, this elegant Bamboo Spring Chair ($785) comes close to justifying its price... [More]

Oddica, purveyors of pretty awesome tees, have just released a limited-edition pack of three of thier favorite shirt designs, as well as some other goodies. The Oddica Octopus Trilogy ($50) includes an Octopus Incident tee, a Flying Fish tee, an... [More]

Get your groove on wirelessly with the SanDisk Sansa Connect ($250). This 4GB portable media player, with expandable memory available via microSD memory cards, lets you connect to select online music services to buy music over Wi-Fi. The Connect has... [More]

You won't have to steal yours from Toby — you can now get an official Dunder Mifflin Terry Robe ($65) directly from NBC. The robe is the exact same as those worn by Michael Scott & company during The Office's... [More]

Ever had plans for a custom Lego model, but didn't know how to acquire all the bricks you needed? Lego Factory Pick A Brick (from $.07) allows you to choose the exact bricks you need from a catalog of more... [More]

If you've thought in the past that the Jeep Liberty was a chick car, well, you were pretty much right. The 2008 Jeep Liberty ($TBA) does away with that notion — it's been completely redesigned from the ground up, with... [More]

If you're a true fan of coffee, you might as well drink the best you can find. The West Coast Coffee Company offers some great brews, such as the Costa Rica La Minita ($16/lb.), the 100% Estate Kona ($33/lb.), the... [More]

If the idea of waiting in another long security line only to be felt up by a gorilla-sized agent makes you want to stay in bed, get thyself a Clear Card ($100). With it, you'll be able to ditch that... [More]

Ditch that $20 portable Wal-Mart BBQ and tailgate it up in style with this Portable Barbecue Pit ($400). It's basically a wooden barbecue box set with aluminum that's equipped with handles and wheels for moving around (though we don't recommend... [More]

John and Jack are combined to create this classic, more mature laceless Converse sneaker. The Jack Purcell Slip EV, designed by John Varvatos for Converse, does away with the annoyance of laces, simplifying things with an elasticized tongue for a... [More]

If you're a seafood lover (or are a weird cephalopod fan) then perhaps this is the whisk for you. The calamari-inspired Squid Whisk ($20) was designed by Laurent Mouveau in France, and features a great colored handle with a unique... [More]

Not that kind of trash bag. The Jack Spade Trash Coal Bag ($225) is big enough to hold whatever you need — whether it's some towels and supplies for a day at the beach, or whether it's a laptop, accessories,... [More]

Show you're a veteran Milton Bradley gamer with this heather grey zip-up from Threadless. The You Sank My Battleship Fleece ($40) sports a great illustration of a battleship getting peg-bombed by an evil Japanese plane. Also available in as a... [More]

SakeOne is looking to take sake in a new direction with their G Joy sake ($20). This premium sake is created with food lovers in mind and is equally designed to go with traditional Japanese cuisine as well as chipotle spiced... [More]

Most secret rooms need to be designed into your house way before it's built, but these Woodfold Bookcase Doors ($TBA) change all that. Ready to install on either 54 or 66-inch wide openings, the bookcases offer two fixed shelves at... [More]

Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails ($10) is a concept album about Armageddon that started out as experiment with noise, and the majority of the album reflects that. With more boundary-pushing compositions than anything Trent Reznor has done since The... [More]

Meet the new big-brother of "the world's number one selling portable navigation device." The TomTom One XL ($400; May 2007) offers users a large 4.3-inch touch screen and a sleek, lightweight design. The One XL features real-time traffic and road... [More]

Serve your martinis and kick off top secret conversations over this James Bond coffee table. Crafted from a vintage pinball machine, the 007 Pinball Table ($2,800) is absolutely one of the most unique pieces you could ever buy for your... [More]

Relive the glory days of Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Roger Dorn, and Willie Mays Hayes with this new special edition of Major League. Besides having the original 1989 movie, Major League - Wild Thing Edition ($10) has a number of... [More]

Not every UFO is out for destruction. The Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light ($100) is a hanging lamp with variable height to control the type of light emanating from the "craft." Place it higher in the air for... [More]

If you're a golfer, you've no doubt risked destroying your possessions in order to practice your chipping indoors. Thanks to The Floppy Indoor Golf Ball ($35/dozen), that will never be a problem again. Its unique design features a woven cover... [More]

Shooting in HD is so last year. If you really want to take your digital cinematography to the next level of detail, check out the Red One Camera ($17,500; 2007). From the Red Digital Cinema Camera Company, started by Jim... [More]

If you're getting sick of taking your daily jog to the Crystal Method, it's time to move on to the new Nike mix from Aesop Rock. All Day: Nike + Original Run ($10) is a kick-ass 45-minute continuous mix created... [More]

If you're a budding musician in need of a recording studio who happens to be hanging out in downtown Copehnhagen, should probably swing by Delta Lab Recording Studios ($615 per day). Your money will get you a professional recording studio,... [More]

Here in America, we call football soccer, and call table football foosball. But no matter where you're at in the world, you know the difference between good and evil. This special edition foosball table by Eleven Forty will let you... [More]

The author of The Metrosexual Guide to Style is back at his witty ways in Death By PowerPoint: A Modern Office Survival Guide ($11). Michael Flocker offers his take on the typical handbook to the corporate rat race with his... [More]

We're going to assume for a second that all of you Uncraters are just as web-obsessed as we are, and ask a question several of you suggested in last week's episode: What sites do you read regularly? Plenty of well-known... [More]

No one likes the smell of poo, period. Now you can keep your bathrooms smelling clean for your houseguests with Ritual Nature Calls Deodorizer ($9). This plant extract-derived serum eliminates stinky sewer interactions with just a few drops in the... [More]

If you've been stuck in apartment hell like most of us, you've no doubt dealt with noisy neighbors. Pay them back with the Revenge CD ($18). The album is full of disturbing noises such as a garbage truck, a party... [More]

The idea of subway tokens is a little old-fashioned, but the idea of subway tokens being used for necklaces is right on time. Hanger 3 Subway Token Necklaces ($20) feature transit tokens from all across the country, from D.C. to... [More]

The Numbra House Number System ($11) replaces the address numbers you spray painted on the side of your rental with a two-sided metal plate with adjustable tabs for customizing your numbers. The sides, which are either brushed metal or a... [More]

Be the Ben-Hur of your neighborhood lake as you race along in your boat-pulled War Bird Water Chariot ($240). This towable raft, designed to look like a chariot of old, has a 44-inch wide deck for holding up to two... [More]

In case you forgot, Conor Oberst is a badass. If you need reminded, look no farther than the new Bright Eyes release Cassadaga ($8). The album, more subdued than the heavy Digital Ash in a Digital Urn, is full of... [More]

Ever wonder what it would be like to build a place on the top of a small building? That's exactly what the Loft Cube (From $111,000) was designed for — that, and people on the move. The Cube was designed... [More]

His video podcast may be over, but you can relive all of Ze Frank's insaneness with this album full of his original tunes. The Songs ($10) is a collection full of gems such as "Makes Me Want To Throw up,"... [More]

Never worry about dropping your home phone in the pool (or toilet) again with the Uniden WXI477 Waterproof Phone ($63). This 5.8GHz phone floats in water and is housed in submersible, waterproof plastic. A back-lit LCD provides on-screen data and... [More]

The crown jewel of basketball shoes is back again, like its namesake in a Wizard's jersey — only the shoes just keep getting better. Inspired by the F-22 Raptor fighter jet, the Jordan XX2 ($175) is packed with advanced technologies... [More]

It's amazing how much effort can go into something you sit your drinks on, and these Street Art Coasters ($50 for 4) are no exception. Each coaster features a different piece of street art photographed by the designer. The coasters... [More]

Candles are a great way to create a relaxing, intimate mood, but unfortunately most of them smell so girly that it's practically not worth the effort. Enter the Tocca 007 Candle ($36/10.6 oz). Inspired by James Bond, the scent evokes... [More]

Don't call the new Nokia N95 a phone — it's "an all-in-one multimedia computer," according to the company. And the N95 ($750) has the specs to back up that description. The headset features the S60 software on Symbian OS with... [More]

If you're looking for a high-tech and easily pocketable pen, then check out this guy. The Inka Pen ($25) is a uniquely designed writing instrument made from aerospace-grade materials like 304 stainless steel and carbon fiber. It can be attached... [More]

iRobot has expanded its family of slave robots with the iRobot Verro, a new robot that will clean your pool while you point and laugh. The easy-to-use Verro features a powerful vacuum and filtration system that sucks up dirt, dust,... [More]

If you've been waiting for a chance to play a new game as everyone's favorite plumber, wait no more. Super Paper Mario ($45) joins the excitement and nostalgia of a 2D Mario platformer with 3D puzzles and some RPG-like mechanics... [More]

You can brew tea a number of different ways, but not often can you do it in just one brewer. The Eva Solo Tea Brewer Set ($90) lets you brew your tea loose and then filter it, or put your... [More]

Design geeks, take notice. The Domus 12 Volume Set ($600) is a kind of "greatest hits" for the Italian design and architecture magazine, taken from 1928-1999. Many of the articles have been translated into English for the first time, and... [More]

While it may not be as slick as the iPhone, the O2 Xda Orbit ($620) is one of the few smartphones that you can currently buy with a built-in GPS receiver. In addition to helping you find your way home... [More]

It's not often that we find a product that combines collectibility and utility like this Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella ($100). The grip is molded after Vader's own lightsaber, and the umbrella is 40-inches when open, and features automatic... [More]

White shoes and warm weather go well together, and that's even more true when the white shoes just happen to be slip-ons. The Cole Haan Air Infinity ($165) is a simple driving shoe that's made with tumbled leather, stretch fabric... [More]

On May 7, Xbox owners will be able to chat with both Xbox Live friends and Windows Live Messenger friends right from their 360. Unfortunately, all messages will be typed on the on-screen keyboard — that is until the arrival... [More]

Strap on your pirate hat and grab a bottle of rum as you set sail with this fiberglass-hulled Remote Controlled Pirate Ship ($330). You'll be humming a few bars of your favorite pirate song while remotely piloting this ship which... [More]

Crate and Barrel is the place to be for this tasteful looking Kona Dinnerware ($37-$149). It's designed by Jono Pandolfi, drawing upon Asian influences to craft its broad ridges and mixed matte and shiny glazes. This stoneware is dishwasher safe... [More]

We've been asking all of you questions every Friday for a while now, so we thought it's about time that some of you get to ask the questions. So, what would you like to see a "Tell Uncrate" on? Whether... [More]

Who could say no to a wallet with hand screenprinted "Here's Johnny"'s on the outside? Inspired by the iconic scene from Kubrick's The Shining, the Amp Street Jack Wallet ($55) features canvas on the outside and durable dark black leather... [More]

During the summer, the hardest decision we want to face is whether to grab a chair or a lounge — but with the Nimes Reclining Deckchair ($800), we don't have to choose. Designed by Andreas Jaroschek as the perfect siesta... [More]

Those longing for their dearly departed Sony Aibo may be able to find a new robotic friend in the Akazawa PLEN Desktop Hobby Robot ($2,400). Only 50 of these little, expensive hobby robots are initially being made. Designed to be... [More]

We're not really sure if we like the styling of the new Ford Flex, but it's definitely better than driving a minivan — which is exactly what it replaces. Joining the Edge and Taurus X in Ford's new crossover lineup,... [More]

Finding subtle, "fun" rugs is not an easy task. Luckily, Angela Adams must have agreed, as she keeps cranking out great flooring designs. The Angela Adams Nasturtium in Mushroom Rugs ($300-1550) feature a great multilevel pattern in a fairly neutral... [More]

The benefits of spending time in the sauna are fairly well-known, but what's not well known is that you can get those benefits from your own home. The Infusion Three-Person Infrared Sauna ($2300) features healing infrared heat, a magazine rack,... [More]

With the Masters tournament starting today, odds are you might catch a glimpse of this shirt over the weekend. Worn by the prohibitive favorite, this Tiger Woods Mid-Striped Polo ($80) features mercerized cotton construction and a three-button placket with rib... [More]

With the first of the final nine episodes only days away, we're just about in full-on Sopranos mode here. And what better way to get ready for the end than with this official book chronicling the best mob TV series... [More]

If you're looking for some light, summer-weight threads, check out this Juicy Couture outfit consisting of a Military Oxford Shirt ($110) and Linen Cargo Pants ($148). The shirt sports front chest pockets and epaulets, while the pants have side cargo... [More]

Our well-known love of robots goes far beyond t-shirts. This Hoon Robot Pendant ($500) is a prime example. Handmade in 925 sterling silver, the little guy comes with a chain and sure looks better than that long gold chain with... [More]

If a measly four cores isn't enough for you, take a gander at the new 8-core Mac Pro ($4000 and up). It boasts two 3.0GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon processors, up to 3TB of internal storage, up to 16GB of fully... [More]

Of all the things we would have expected Honda to build, a jet was not on the list. The HondaJet ($3.65 million; pre-order) is the first aircraft designed by the Honda Motor Company, and is full of innovations. The over-the-wing... [More]

It's nowhere near football season, but that's no reason not to have a backyard game with the hardcore Black Max Football ($10). This Nerf-killer lets you throw super tight spirals farther than any other traditional foam football thanks to its... [More]

You already know our unnatural love for all things Jack Bauer. So then, it's no surprise that we're swooning over this Bauer Power T-Shirt ($20). You'll be the envy of every agent when you stroll into CTU wearing this awesome... [More]

There is a simplicity to fighters that is unique in the world of video games, and no game is a better example of this than Virtua Fighter. The latest installment, Virtua Fighter 5 ($60) brings the game to the next... [More]

Designed by Alessandro Mendini, the Alessi Luna Watch ($95) reflects the calm of it's namesake — the moon. It features a dark brown dial, a stainless steel case, and a dark brown leather strap that lends the entire watch a... [More]

"Eleanor" is back. The Ford Shelby GT500KR ($TBA; 2008) marks the 40th anniversary of the original GT500KR, and boasts 540 horsepower. Other features include a revised calibration and cold air intake system, 6-speed manual transmission, Shelby-designed 18-inch wheels, carbon composite... [More]

Anybody that has ever used a paint brush to grease up his steak knows it can get nasty pretty quick. This silicone basting brush ($20), which cleans up much nicer, is paired with a cast aluminum pan with an easy-clean... [More]

If you haven't been watching the Discovery Channel's new Planet Earth series, you really don't know what you've been missing. Filmed entirely in high-definition, the spectacular nature documentary series was more than five years in the making — and it... [More]

It's not too often that April Fool's Day jokes become real products, but that's exactly what has apparently happened after an outcry for production of the 8-bit Tie ($20). The 100% silk clip-on features a great design that makes it... [More]

For as long as it's been around, people have tried to cover the light bulb up with shades. No more, thanks to the LampLamp ($28). This 30-watt bulb will fit in most sockets, providing an interesting conversation piece as it... [More]

Since the rise of Castro, Americans have been denied the pleasure of cuban cigars — unless they came into the country beforehand. This box of Hoyo de Monterrey Panetelas ($3125) includes 50 fine cigars dating back to the 1940's that... [More]