If you're cramped on room in your tiny apartment or dorm room, check out the Oppo LT-2007 ($600). The 20-inch flat-panel LCD TV features an integrated slot-loading progressive scan DVD player, and USB port and memory card reader, all in... [More]

Sure, it's expensive, but what do you expect — it's Armani. The Meridienne Sofa ($7,950), from the Armani Casa line, has a super sleek modern design, coupled with rich black and gold upholstery and a dark brown oak frame. The... [More]

Despite its uncanny resemblance to a Hop Ball, we still dig designer Richard Hutten's Zzzidt ($180). It was designed for restaurant visitors who wanted to sit outside, but it became both a seat and a table, and has a nifty... [More]

One of our favorite new artists of 2004, Ray LaMontagne is back with Till the Sun Turns Black ($10). The follow-up to his promising debut album Trouble, Till the Sun Turns Black is an album full of tracks that let... [More]

As big fans of cufflinks, we were pretty excited when we heard about a whole line of manhole cover cufflinks. While they are available as replicas from NYC, Chicago, Boston, Paris, and Rome, our favorites are the London Manhole Cover... [More]

The NFL does everything big. Super Bowl XL Opus ($4,000) is a 950-page tribute to the 40-year history of the biggest game of the year. The huge, leather-bound book, which weighs in at 90 pounds, is the ultimate Super Bowl... [More]

Thinking it's time you got a luxurious shower room like on MTV Cribs? Check out Kohler's DTV Custom Showering Experience. The high-tech shower line lets you build your own custom shower and control it all from the Kohler DTV Digital... [More]

While this belt won't make it past airport security, it very well might make you feel like Batman the next time someone asks for a light. The Belt Lighter ($26) features a buckle that holds a removable lighter, letting you... [More]

We've previously covered the outrageously hot Dave's Insanity Sauce, but on a recent trip this Uncrate staffer discovered there's more to Dave's universe than just sauce. Dave's Burning Nuts ($7) have a great flavor, and have just the right amount... [More]

While standard bottle openers can look cool, there's always been something a little awkward about their design. The Ribbon Bottle Opener ($18) will make sure you look as good opening your beer as you do pouring it thanks to a... [More]

Isn't it about time you quit using that old cigar box to to store all your important documents? This Honeywell Fingerprint Safe ($500) has a super tamper-proof design thanks to a built-in fingerprint scanner that admits entry. The all-steel safe... [More]

Sure, it's probably not made as well as Ralph Lauren's version, but this polo is tons more entertaining. The Tragically Hip Polo Shirt ($26) appears at first glance to be the legendary shirt we all know, but a closer look... [More]

OK, here's the deal. We're down to tap water and our last bowl of Cap'n Crunch, so we need to get some paying advertisers on Uncrate. Luckily, we've got some big fans and were invited to join Federated Media Publishing,... [More]

The Color-Call Caller ID System ($30) lets you see who's calling with just a quick glance from across the room. The system allows you to assign one of four colors — red, green, blue or purple — to a phone... [More]

We love stainless steel. We love slim, front-pocket wallets. So there's no way we could ignore this Stainless Steel Wallet ($95). Designed by Theo Stewart-Stand and sold by MoMA, the wallet is made from the silky and flexible stainless-steel cloth... [More]

According to a Gallup Study, 16% of men use hairspray. If you're one of those guys (we're not ashamed to say that we occasionally partake), ditch the Aqua Net for good and get yourself a can of the Redken For... [More]

Admit it — you've always pictured yourself sitting behind a huge stainless steel desk laughing maniacally about your threats to blow up the world unless $10 billion is delivered to you in the next four hours. Well, here's the chair... [More]

Good-looking ties can be hard to come by, so we were thrilled to find this Medallion Flower Tie by Paul Smith ($125). Made in England from fine silk, the tie features a flower medallion pattern on a navy background. The... [More]

It's pretty hard to find classy-looking leather bracelets, but the Elfcraft Bracelet ($98) is exactly that. Made of aged brown leather that has softened over time, its rich color makes for the perfect accent to the sterling silver closures. Finally,... [More]

When throwing a dinner party, it's important to keep up appearances, and nothing can kill a nice presentation than having unsightly condiment bottles sitting out on the table. With Dal Serving Bowls ($20 each), this won't be a problem again.... [More]

Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam masterpiece is easily one of the greatest films ever made. With career-defining performances from the likes of Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Dennis Hopper and Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now captured the horrors of the war like no... [More]

For those of you out there with a nostalgic itch to use a rotary phone, check out the Portable Rotary Phone ($500). Made to take SIM cards, it works on the 900MHz/1800MHz/1900MHz GSM mobile range, making it usable in most... [More]

Two of our favorite things come together again in this second installment in the LEGO Star Wars series. Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy ($35; Sept. 2006) allows you to play as more than 50 different characters, letting you... [More]

Velcro doesn't get the credit it deserves. It can be found on almost anything, but our favorite applications are always on shoes. The Pony Bosi ($70) features great modern styling, with criss-crossing Velcro straps that take you back to the... [More]

Here's a classic beer glass with a twist — it's insulated to keep your beer cold and the glass from sweating all over you. Like the insulated iced tea glasses from last year, these double-walled beer glasses ($75/set of 6)... [More]

Sure, you expect it from Porsche, but the Cayenne S Titanium Edition (starting at $64,900) has style and performance in spades. The powerful SUV boasts 340 hp, can go 0-60 in 6.8 seconds, and has a top speed of 150... [More]

We like to be as eco-friendly as possible, and this table fits right into that. The Slant Table by Rhubarb Decor ($950) is made of bamboo ply, which is great for the environment. Beyond that, the table has an excellent,... [More]

We're always happy to find new, useful technology stuffed into watches, and the Tissot T-Touch Titanium Watch ($500) certainly applies. It features a simple touch interface on the face of the watch that can select different functions such as altimeter,... [More]

We're all about unusual lamps, and the Hand Grenade Oil Lamp ($40-$60) is no exception. Made from real US Army surplus grenades and sealed with a genuine US quarter, the lamp is nothing if not authentic. Designed by Dutchman Piet... [More]

We could all use a little help after a late night of drinking. And Nickel's Morning After Rescue Gel ($40) is our new secret weapon. The gel gets your face in shape with natural wheat and soybean-based proteins, while its... [More]

If you thought Deadwood was a bad-ass historical drama, you really need to watch Rome. Set in 52 B.C., the show depicts the brutal, bloody, and sexual events during the transformation of the Roman Empire and the shift of power... [More]

When you have a cool company like Poketo joining with an even cooler band like the Postal Service, you can end up with some great products — like this Postal Service Wallet by Susie Ghahremani ($20). The outside features a... [More]

We've been fans of Elgato ever since they came out with the original EyeTV — and their products keep getting better. The latest is the EyeTV Hybrid ($150), a simple, USB 2.0 dongle-style device that allows you to watch and... [More]

We're not that big into PC gaming, but we know some of you are, and the Logitech ChillStream Controller for PC ($40; Sept. 06) looks to be a must have. While it looks to be very similar to that of... [More]

Heinz's Talking Labels service ($6) lets you quickly make a custom label for a Heinz ketchup bottle. The possibilities are endless (as long as you abide by the company's terms). For instance, you could mock people who struggle to get... [More]

Even though you may not be able to use your iPod on flights forever, this global charging kit will keep you juiced up for now. The InCharge Traveler ($80) includes four plug adapters and a wall unit that auto-switches between... [More]

We could tell you about laptop-sized messenger bags all day long, but it's hard to find a good bag in that style in this small a size. The Reload Aika Bag ($35) is available with a staggering number of color... [More]

Although the days for wearing shorts are dwindling in many parts of the country, a good polo can be worn long after you've put your shorts away for the winter. Lately, we've been digging the Fred Perry Wide Stripe Polo... [More]

Ever since our first Xmas with the Game Boy, we've loved Tetris. Now you can spread the love around your cubicle, kitchen, or home office with the Tetrius Magnet Set ($10). The set includes seven different Tetris-shaped magnets, which you... [More]

A quality cocktail shaker should be one of the first additions to any home bar. While stirring can also mix drinks, there's nothing like the super-cold and bright taste of a properly shaken fruit-based cocktail. We spotted The Metrokane Bullet... [More]

This is a lamp that will definitely bring a sense of danger to your decor. The Wet Lamp ($200-$320) is a hand-blown glass lamp with a water-submerged light bulb inside. And if that doesn't sound life threatening enough, you dim... [More]

Everyone needs a good tape measure, but unfortunately most of them will only standout about six or seven feet — not good if you're trying to measure something by yourself. The Stanley Fat Max Tape Measure ($20) features a 1... [More]

In the seemingly never-ending battle for an even better picture, television makers have been adopting new technologies just as fast as they can. The latest is the LED-illuminated DLP, which is offered on the NuVision 52LEDLP ($4,400). Using LEDs to... [More]

We're fans of simplicity here at Uncrate, and we're also fans of pin-up girl imagery, which makes this Paul Smith Moneyclip ($105) a perfect fit for us. It features a simple clamshell design, with embossed black leather on the outside... [More]

Save time gazing at the stars with the Meade LX90GPS Telescope ($2,734). With its built-in Sony GPS sensor and AutoAlign technology, the telescope determines its location and aligns your scope for a tour of the universe. After that's over, you... [More]

Details are everything. And this high-end silk pocket square from Hermes ($100) sure will help if you're in need of something to finish off that "interview suit" of yours. The pocket square measures 16" x 16" and features a fresh... [More]

You know what sucks about kegs? They only hold beer. Now you can bring the enjoyment of using a tap to a whole new level with the UberTap Ultimate Cocktail Bottle ($220). Designed to hold whatever you feel like drinking,... [More]

Finally, a return to a true RPG from one of the most storied franchises in gaming history. In Final Fantasy XII ($50; October 31), you play as a young woman named Ashe who, along with a group of other characters,... [More]

Despite the name, this isn't supposed to make you smell like a pothead. Fresh Cannabis Santal ($75) is a unique, masculine scent that features notes of dark plum, patchouli, magnolia, chocolate, vanilla musk, kumquat, and vetiver. Smells nice, sounds illegal... [More]

We like our coffee here at Uncrate HQ. In fact, we need it. So it should come as no surprise that we're lusting after the Miele CVA615 Coffee System ($TBA). It's an in-wall unit that handles everything from grinding the... [More]

For those of you out there without a nice of dedicated iPod speakers, be sure to check out the new Logitech AudioStation ($300; October 2006). With an awesome black case, an integrated AM/FM radio, touch-sensitive controls on the speakers and... [More]

Cracked Magazine, the 48-year-old humor and parody magazine we all grew up on, officially relaunches this week with a new look, new editorial direction and a new team. After spending the last year-and-a-half on hiatus undergoing a re-imagining, the new... [More]

Get ready for Fall with this coastal-inspired zip-up hoodie. The Quicksilver Specialist Sweatshirt ($55) features a three panel hood, front pouch pocket, a distressed logo screen and applique, and comes pre-softened with an enzyme wash for added style and comfort.... [More]

Here's a sleek, modular desk that's also affordable. The West Elm Cadman Workstation sports slate-toned glass and steel with a brushed metal finish, and comes in three pieces — the large workstation ($250), small workstation ($200) and corner unit ($90).... [More]

It might take you a while to use 'em all, but this Durex Condom Variety Pack ($20) could definitely come in handy. You get 48 high quality condoms, all of which are stored in a Durex metal case that will... [More]

It's almost time for all of our fall shows to start back up again, and so it's always good to do a little refreshing — especially with a show as deep and complex as this. Lost - The Complete Second... [More]

Of all the lovely pop mashups we've seen, this print by the artist Slick that combines Albert Einstein and Gene Simmons is one of the best. The Albert Simmons Print ($40) is made from dark brown and metallic gold silk,... [More]

We've all been in a situation before where we forgot a key piece of apparel, and had to rush around to find a replacement. Well, with the Emergency Cufflinks from Wallet Essentials ($15) you'll have one less thing to worry... [More]

We're big fans of Angels & Airwaves, the new band fronted by Blink 182's Tom DeLonge. We're also big fans of these special edition AVA Macbeth Bonham sneakers ($100). Made just for the band by the style pros at Macbeth,... [More]

We thought we had already covered all of the essential MacBook accessories. We were wrong. After about a month, we finally got sick of having to shove magazines under our MacBooks just so we could use them on our lap.... [More]

Although externally very similar to its previous incarnation, the new, larger 2007 Mini Cooper S ($TBA; late 2006) replaces nearly every internal piece, and all the body panels are new to this redesign. The S features a 175 hp turbocharged... [More]

With the advent of VoIP calling, we need more than just a keyboard and mouse to communicate with our computers. That's why Logitech announced the EasyCall Desktop ($130; Sept. 2006). It includes Logitech's excellent Cordless Desktop MX 3200 Laser mouse-and-keyboard... [More]

Believe it or not, this album is good enough that we thought we had already covered it. Whoops. Under the Iron Sea by Keane ($10) fulfills the promise showed by their debut album, Hopes and Fears. Gone is the heavy... [More]

Going on a late vacation or just realized your new apartment complex has a pool? Check out the Hurley Puerto Rico Boardshorts ($48). They come in six awesome plaid designs and feature a Hollywood waistband and side welt pockets. They're... [More]

Segway's x2 Personal Transporter ($5,500; Sept.) is a new all-terrain version of the ultra-geeky, two-wheeled machine. The x2 features cross-terrain tires, a wider track and higher ground clearance, and protective fenders with built-in lift handles. The transporter also offers Segways's... [More]

As much as we try not to drink too much soda, there are always times — parties, open bar, etc. — that it's nice to have some two-liters around. Alas, they seem to go flat before your very eyes —... [More]

We like to travel, even though we don't get to as often as we'd like. Even so, we know that on whirlwind business trips it can be easy to forget you're in a different Time Zone, and if you stay... [More]

While standard laptop cases are nice-looking and generally protective of your computer, they are, unfortunately, easy to spot — for you, and for thieves. With this in mind we checked out the whimsical Monster Laptop Sleeve ($65). Handmade and available... [More]

They may not be the healthiest or most advanced energy bars out there, but they by far kick the crap out of all others when it comes to taste. The Snickers Marathon Energy Bars ($1.80 each or $26/18 ct. box)... [More]

Make fresh fruit or vegetable drinks at home with this pro-quality, 1000-watt juicer from Breville. The Italian-made 800JEXL Juice Fountain Elite ($300) is super powerful and durable, offering a die-cast steel housing, titanium-plated cutting disc and 115 individual knives to... [More]

Sometimes it's okay to let your belt do the talking for your outfit. The Angel Riding Bug Belt from Neves ($40) features a belt buckle with an illustration of — you guessed it — an angel riding a bug. It... [More]

Often times a great outfit can fall short of its potential due to one simple oversight: the undershirt. With the Banana Republic No-tag Stretch Crew ($22; 3 or more $18 each) you can rest assured that won't be a problem... [More]

This stainless steel mailbox has an awesome geek-vibe thanks to a computer icon-like frosted envelope design on the front. The wall-mount Envelope Mailbox ($68) from Chiasso has a lock for keeping your mail safe and a dedicated tube to hold... [More]

They say timing is everything. To most people, being on a trip in New York City during the hottest week since 1936 would be pretty rotten. But Derek Powazek saw an opportunity. With his keen eye, Derek found the city... [More]

Dyson's vacuums have earned nearly unanimous praise for their floor-cleaning prowess, but we were surprised to find that they make a model with a specific group in mind: Pet owners. The Dyson DC14 Animal Vacuum ($550) features the Root Cyclone... [More]

With gas prices going up and up, scooters are a great alternative vehicle for in-town travel. The latest one we're looking at is the Yamaha 2007 C3 ($2000). A liquid-cooled, three-valve four-stroke engine keeps you running for a long time... [More]

If you golf much, you know that putting is a huge part of the game. While Scotty Cameron's normal putters are great clubs, you can always take them one step further by sending them to the Custom Shop ($45 and... [More]

These super stylish shoes from Ted Baker offer a soothing worn-in look with a great slender shape. The Shelly shoes ($196) have a short six-hole lace up upper and a unique design on the top of the toe with a... [More]

Sure, gas prices are insane and Chevy bumped up the price almost five grand, but the Corvette Z06 is still spectacularly cool. The 2007 model (starting at $70,000) packs in a 505-hp 7.0 Liter LS7 aluminum-block engine and also sports... [More]

We've been thrilled with our Nikon D50 we picked up a while back, but this new dSLR is making us consider trading the little guy in. The Nikon D80 ($1300 with lens; Sept. 2006) is Nikon's latest entry into the... [More]

While there are certain Tom Petty songs that we listened to way too much back in college (you know which ones we're talking about), we're still fans of his laid back style and old school bluesy-rock sound. Highway Companion ($11)... [More]

We've covered Vuitton, Rolex, and Omega watches here on Uncrate, but they sure can be expensive. Now a company called ToyWatch is making acrylic and stainless watches that are affordable, nice looking, and weigh a fraction of those other timepieces.... [More]

As our friends at 2Modern said, this table/floor lamp doubles as a piece of art. Designed by Rob Zinn for blankblank, the Ahora Lamp ($250) glows in several complimenting colors thanks to a single standard light bulb and a shade... [More]

aujCollections is a new apparel designer whose profits go towards help making the world a better place. Each of their shirts have a hidden access code that, when submitted on their website, presents you with a team of people ready... [More]

Seeing the Blue Men Group work their magic on stage is really quite astounding. Now you can bring part of that magic home with you with the Blue Man Group Percussion Tubes ($100). The deck features eight motion-sensitive tubes, five... [More]

Although we'll probably never give up our iPods for a jack-of-all-trades device, the Sony Mylo Personal Communicator ($350; Sept. 06) makes quite an argument. It features a 2.4 inch color screen, a slide out querty keyboard, and offers 1GB of... [More]

As excited as we've been about the Nike+ iPod Kit, we weren't too happy that we couldn't use it with our trusty New Balance 991s — that is, until now. The Marware Sportsuit Sensor+ ($10) is a case for the... [More]

Watches don't have to cost you your life savings. The Fossil Red Eye ($65) is an affordable cuff-style watch from Fossil that would be great for everyday, casual use (don't try it with the office suit). It features a brown... [More]

Apple's transition to Intel is now complete, thanks to the new Mac Pro ($2500). Ready to gobble up data as fast as you can send it, the standard model features 2 Dual-Core Intel Xeon processors running at 2.66 GHz, 1GB... [More]

Normally we don't get too excited about things like lampshades, but the design and looks of the Grito Lampshade ($150) are simply that cool. Made from lightweight spun aluminum and available in three different colors, the Grito simply slides over... [More]

Ever looked at an old picture and wondered where in the heck it was taken? With the Sony GPS-CS1 GPS device ($150; Sept.), you'll never have to wonder again. It records latitude, longitude and time readings that can be downloaded... [More]

For those of you out there that haven't yet bought the Widescreen Anniversary Edition of Scarface, you might want to hold off until this comes out. The Scarface - Platunim Edition DVD ($21) looks to be bringing a new reference... [More]

If you like fast cars and are looking for a short vacation that you can take by yourself, then check out the BMW Performance Driving School in Greenville, South Carolina. Designed for beginners and advanced drivers alike, the classes are... [More]

If you're sick of the tees and polos this summer, check out this lightweight military-style shirt from Banana Republic ($60). The linen-like cotton material will keep you cool even in the record-breaking heat, while the buttoned epaulets and two front... [More]

We've been fans of Slim Devices' Squeezebox for quite some time, so we were thrilled to hear about their new entry into the audiophile world. The Slim Devices Transporter ($2000) features everything a high-end listener could ask for in a... [More]

We know we covered an album just a couple of days ago, but this is music with a purpose. We just got done finishing our listening of Drive: Nike+ Original Run ($10) by The Crystal Method and the only thing... [More]

It always seems like no matter how hard you plan for an outdoor trip, weather always turns out to be factor in your activities. And when you're out in the middle of nowhere, you can't just turn on the Weather... [More]

Ikea is slowly sneaking in more and more higher-end pieces — like this new Arild Chair ($560). While we're digging the clean white version, the chair also comes in black and dark brown for more classic decors. A great modern... [More]

It dawned on us the other day that perhaps it's gotten a little too hot to go run outside, so if we want to keep in shape, we'd better find a way to do it inside. The NordicTrack Elite 3200... [More]

We readily admit to not buying a lot of tools here at Uncrate HQ — but when we do, we make sure they serve their purpose well. The Bionic Wrench ($30), a hybrid between a wrench and pliers, is one... [More]

As these Summer nights (hopefully) begin to cool down, it's always a good idea to have a few long-sleeve zip-ups on hand. We're going with this Puma Form Stripe Jacket ($85) to keep us warm and bug bite free. It... [More]

It's about time the future arrived. The MyKey 2300 ($300) uses Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) technology to replace your conventional door lock and metal keys. It can be installed easily on almost any doorway and unlocks with a wave of... [More]

The Pink Spiders have been around for a couple of years, but just had their major label debut yesterday. Snobby fans will be happy to know that they haven't changed much. Teenage Graffiti ($9; Listen) has all of the trio's... [More]

Normal picture frames are great and all, but if you take a lot of pictures — and you like to move them around and display them almost immediately — then this one is for you. The Magnetic Photo Rope ($16)... [More]

Believed to be the largest gold sculpture cast in U.S. history, this one-of-a-kind Celebration Mickey ($TBA) is now for sale. It was designed by Disney artist Marc Delle in recognition of Mickey Mouse's 100th birthday, which was in 2001, and... [More]

When getting ready to travel, you might want to consider exactly how loud an airplane cabin can get. While we prefer in-ear buds, they aren't for everyone — if you're one of the latter, check out the new Bose QuietComfort... [More]

Show your love for everyone's favorite mathematical constant with the Jack Spade Pi Keychain ($90). It's made of sterling silver and is engraved with the super long number that we all got acquainted with in Junior High. Why you would... [More]

Sure, you could get a cheap one, but with Armageddon upon us, why not spend the last of your savings on a professional shaved ice machine and accessories? The helpful folks at 1-800-Shaved-Ice.com recommended the Snowie 3000 ($2,350) for it's... [More]

We like our polos, and we also like tonal color schemes. Thus, we instantly liked the Tonal Stripe Polo from Armani Exchange ($30-$50). Available in White and Raspberry, the shirt features tonal stripes and contrast tipping on the collar and... [More]