The classic styling of these Adidas kicks are given a little flair in the way of crocodile-embossed leather stripes and ankle details. The Adidas Superstar Vintage ($120) sport off-white leather uppers and matching rubber, and the unmistakable shell toe design.... [More]

Despite its ill-fated prequel, Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, this remains one of the few comedy classics to come out of the 90's. We've probably recited more lines from this movie than any other over the years. And... [More]

All of us like to be in shape, but if you're the kind of Uncrater that needs to know stats like body fat percentage, body water percentage, and muscle mass, check this out. The Tanita BC554 Ironman Glass Scale ($100)... [More]

Until we close on that 30-room mansion in Connecticut next year, we'll be trying to utilize every last inch of our tiny apartment. All Small & Mighty ($5) will do its part in the laundry nook. The triple-concentrated liquid laundry... [More]

Looking for an iPod speaker system that will stand out amongst the sea of dock-compatible boomboxes? Look no further than the Model L iPod Speaker System from Geneva ($600). It features an all-in-one design with a built-in universal iPod dock,... [More]

Everyone has a really bad day at work or a fight with a significant other once in a while. For those times, toss your Kelly Clarkson CD and blast on a little "People = Shit" while you're flying down the... [More]

Okay, we have to admit it — we still like having old-timey paper calendars around, despite our digital lifestyles. Something about marking off the days until we see our girlfriends and thus get laid again just doesn’t have the same... [More]

While we aren’t typically the type to rock much of anything “floral” here at Uncrate HQ, our staff does have a soft spot for designer Paul Smith — so we’re willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. The... [More]

Like all start-ups, Google has an interesting story behind it just like all the rest. In The Search: How Google and Its Rivals Rewrote the Rules of Business and Transformed Our Culture by John Battelle ($17) you learn not only... [More]

If you are into electronic music at all, you will no doubt recognize this next little accessory. The MIDI Plug Keychain from Elsewares ($8) comes in two flavors, with both female and male end connectors available on the ring. It... [More]

Our favorite piece from West Elm's Spring 2006 collection is this sexy low platform bed ($450-$650). It offers a great low profile and comes in your choice of blonde (shown) or chocolate (our favorite). Plus, you won't get hurt the... [More]

You already know that we don't like to recommend an MP3 player that doesn't start with i and end with Pod. But even us Apple fanboys would consider the Alienware CE-IV ($180) just so we could get the awesome HUB... [More]

When you're online and writing as much as we are, those lame ergonomic keyboards and wrist pads just don't cut it. And while we haven't decided if this futuristic workstation is the solution for us, there's no doubt that it's... [More]

“More gentle than the jarring noise of traditional alarms, this clock uses a gradual increase in ambient light, stimulating aromas, and peaceful sounds from nature to awaken sleepers.” Wow, not a whole lot to say after that. The Progression Wake... [More]

We're lucky to go skiing once a year, so we're not going to pretend like we need to drop the cash on a killer snowboard like this. We'll just stick with the craptastic rental gear. But if you're one of... [More]

Although it doesn't feature any unique tracks per se, Diana Krall's Christmas Songs ($14) is full of old-time classics delivered with a jazzy, sultry vibe. Her voice is traditional and yet deceivingly attractive at the same time — kinda like... [More]

We're not sure why Ted Baker named this sweet pinstripe jacket after the most dull place on earth, especially since it would be such a stunner at a club or out to dinner. The Ted Baker Cubicle Jacket ($490), made... [More]

The DLO HomeDock ($100) really is like a well-equipped home for your iPod. The iPod docking station lets you play music through your home stereo, display videos and photo slideshows on your TV, charge your iPod and sync it with... [More]

Finally, a rocket lamp that actually looks like a rocket. The Rocket Lamp from Target ($42) has cool 50’s retro styling and a decently strong lamp that can actually light up most of an empty room. If you’re into that... [More]

OK, so you can't exactly have a Waffle House in your home. You can, however, cook homemade waffles at your house with the Villaware Belgian Waffle Maker ($70). It's like eating at the Waffle House without the truckers and drunks.... [More]

The Sputnik Photo Clip ($10) is a cheap and easy way to give some style to your boring desk while showing off your photography skills at the same time. The metal object, which resembles a space satellite, has five telescoping,... [More]

Adverse winter weather conditions always make for better backyard football games. If you're like us and look forward to heading home for the holidays so you can partake in some icy pigskin, then you should pick up one of these... [More]

This knife truly is a classic. Used by pro chefs across the globe, the Wüsthof Classic 8" Cook's Knife ($120) can be used everyday for just about anything you can do in the kitchen. It's forged from a single piece... [More]

If you’ve finished all your holiday shopping and still have a couple of grand left to blow on a gift for yourself, you wouldn’t do badly with the Guilloche Bracelet Watch by David Yurman ($2350). Featuring a stainless steel bracelet... [More]

For all of you out there with modern homes, a plain-Jane mailbox simply won't do. If we had more sophisticated housing, we'd sport the DaVinci Mailbox ($325-$425). Available in two finishes and featuring openings on both sides, we're pretty sure... [More]

Skulls and crosses — two symbols that permeate our culture everywhere you go, but rarely seen in tandem. The Ebony Bead w/Large Skull & Cross Necklace by Luis Morais ($235) is 28” of ebony beads with a cross at the... [More]

We're not sure there's a real benefit to using a fuzzy light switch instead of a standard plastic one, but this thing sure will differentiate your crib from the next guy's place. Designed by Dr. Margaret Orth, the Pom Pom... [More]

NBC's The Office is easily our favorite new show this year, largely because of the comedic brilliance of Steve Carell (The Daily Show, Bruce Almighty, Anchorman). Because of our obsession with Mr. Carell, we were eager to check out The... [More]

Sure, you could continue to mix drinks on the kitchen counter for free, but that never made a good impression on anyone — not the ladies or their dads. This Cabinet and Hutch combo ($750) from West Elm is the... [More]

Yes, having to wear glasses or contacts just to ensure you don’t try and kiss the cleaning lady instead of your wife is a hassle — so why not make sure you look as stylish as possible while doing so.... [More]

If you play poker on a semi-regular basis, then you probably have your own little nervous habits that involve your chip-stack — we know we do. To celebrate these obvious tells, we present the Chip Twirl Tee from Felted ($18).... [More]

Crayons and coloring books — two key pieces of the childhood experience, especially for creative types. Well, now we have the opportunity as adults to tinker not just with what we are coloring but the crayons themselves. The Crayola Crayon... [More]

The companies that make electric razors never rest. Norelco's new SmartTouch-XL ($180) is the latest one to grab our attention. Designed by Philips, it features the SmartTouch Contour Following System, which pivots and flexes to ensure constant skin contact, and... [More]

If you're sick of the cheap bags that keep falling apart after only a couple of trips, but you're not ready to drop half a grand on some nice Tumi luggage, this bag might be what you're looking for. The... [More]

We're really digging the herringbone gear this season, but have had a hard time finding a blazer that had the right fit. The Rich Herringbone Blazer ($233) by Modern Amusement delivers the shorter cut that we were looking for. The... [More]

Even the best of us get our clothes dirty every once in a while, and when we do, we need a washer that can get everything clean without killing the colors on our tees. So in a perfect world, we’d... [More]

Yes, that’s right — “flavour.” This jewel is for our friends over in the UK. The Jamie Oliver Flavour Shaker (£19.99) is a little kitchen gadget that grinds, crushes, and bruises all sorts of ingredients into great rubs, marinades, and... [More]

Not all of us want to have the typical black laptop bag. In fact, none of us want that. What we currently want is the Maloo Laptop Case ($75). Made of 100% wool felt, the case unfolds to reveal extra... [More]

The James Desk ($5,400) from Modernlink might be a little pricey, but it's a lot sexy. Hell, any piece of furniture named after Bond has got to be a looker. Made of solid bamboo, the desk features brushed stainless steel... [More]

Our friends at Panic have teamed up with Namco Japan to offer seven original shirts ($25) to celebrate the cult-hit video game Katamari Damacy. Printed on high-quality American Apparel shirts and designed by the game's creator, Keita Takahashi, the shirts... [More]

Since it doesn't seem to quit snowing around here, we realized our need for some new boots. We found these AE Rugged Boots ($25; on sale), and they're fitting the bill nicely. They're made of distressed leather, feature rugged rivet... [More]

If you're lucky enough to have a thousand or so bottles of good wine laying around, then you probably also have the cash to drop on this monster. GE's Monogram Walk-In Wine Vault ($35,000) offers the sophisticated collector a stainless... [More]

They may look plain from a distance, but these are some sweet plates up close. The Villeroy and Boch Dune Lines Dinnerware ($8-$75) offers a subtle take on the classic white plate by adding small lines in the china, running... [More]

So there hasn’t been a lot of games to cheer for since the PSP’s launch — damn few, in fact. Grand Theft Auto… Grand Theft Auto… well, you can’t play that forever. Luckily, Sony came through with what may be... [More]

Most photography magazines are intimidating. We desperately want to pick one up at Barnes & Noble and immediately enjoy it, but it never works out that way. There's always something too elitist about them. That's why were extremely happy to... [More]

If you're sick of only finding bedding and home accessories that look like they belong at your grandma's house, then you'll be glad to hear about Sin In Linen. They offer some amazing stuff for your bedroom that only a... [More]

That’s the problem I always have when cake is around — people keep running away with it. You can now recreate the situation with the Bimboveloce (running man) Cake Stand by Mattia di Rosa ($175). It features a small man... [More]

Holiday cards can say quite a bit, but can they hold the gift they accompany? (And no, money or checks or gift cards don't count.) Boxtalks Boxes ($1 for one, $30 for all 46 designs) have a variety of different... [More]

If your stuff always ends up being scattered throughout the house, it might be time to invest in something like this. Made of birch veneer with an espresso finish, this large valet ($100) will keep your essentials organized and right... [More]

If you’re the type of man who looks at a difficult project and says “oh well,” then don’t buy this item. If you’re the type of man who would rather take something completely apart and possibly ruin it than go... [More]

If you're more of a vintage tee and jeans type of guy, you've probably been sick of the endless stream of expensive stainless steel watches we've highlighted. Well, here's a truly awesome 80s-inspired watch from Paul Frank ($75). Available in... [More]

Military chic has always had its place in pop culture, and we couldn't think of a cooler way to sport it than with this Ezra Fitch Officers Jacket ($228). It features a classic fit with small details of wear from... [More]

It's easy to misplace your beer and get it mixed up with someone else's at a party — especially if your host is a tightwad like us and only buys one brand. Keep a handy Beer Band ($6/12 pack) with... [More]

While we were sitting around yesterday mourning the stint of Grey’s Anatomy reruns that accompany the holiday season, we decided to get our Ellen Pompeo fix from film — and rediscovered this gem. Moonlight Mile ($18) is a story of... [More]

The Sony VAIO XL1 Digital Living System ($2300) is the smartest Media Center Edition PC we’ve seen. The system features a 200 CD/DVD changer for fast batch importing of CDs and massive storage of DVDs, HDMI and component inputs for... [More]

How to instantly get a preppy wardrobe in one easy step: ask Santa for the Ralph Lauren Polo Classic Ten-Pack ($650). You'll get a gift box full of 10 classic-fitting polos and more embroidered polo players than any one person... [More]

We could do without its in-your-face color scheme, but the Wing-It Deep Fryer ($44) is one of the best and cheapest ways to enjoy real buffalo wings at home. It comes with a 20 recipe cookbook, sauce shaker and wing... [More]

Does your significant other keep bitching about how you're just sooo hard to buy for? Then drop this bomb on 'em. Space Adventures will soon be offering private citizens the chance to visit space. The Suborbital Space Flight ($102,000) takes... [More]

Despite the somewhat confusing name, the Kung Fu Kids Clock & Card Holder ($40) is quite a cool little gadget, and makes a perfect gift for the office of a loved one. It features a small figurine that holds up... [More]

So you sing in the shower, and are desperately searching for a way to add an iPod back-up band to your morning act? Look no further than these Waterproof Speakers from MUJI ($65). They feature a built-in waterproof area for... [More]

The big holiday traveling season is coming up, and all of a sudden it hits you — you don’t have anything to entertain your kid(s) in the backseat on the journey. If this scenario sounds like you, we have the... [More]

Based on the popular blog in which random people send in postcards with their deepest secrets scrawled on them, the hardcover PostSecret book ($17) is quite possibly the hippest coffee table book you can buy. The secrets and artwork on... [More]

Mimobots ($70-$190) are tiny USB flash memory creatures that let you store essential files like photos, music, presenations and more. Available in 256MB, 512MB, 1GB, and 2GB sizes, the Mimobots are pefect for when you need to take some data... [More]

OK, so maybe the spec sheet really does read like something out of a sci-fi movie, but for ‘boarders that spend their entire day on the side of a mountain, we’re pretty sure it will be appreciated. The Burton Audex... [More]

Available in packages up to 4 pounds, these King Crab Legs ($60-$180) from Omaha Steaks will make a great break to all the holiday food you'll have scarfed down between Thanksgiving and Christmas. It comes fully cooked and frozen, so... [More]

Not only is Lindland's corduroy horizontal instead of vertical, but it's damn stylish too. Take this Lindland's Cordarounds Lightweight Smoking Jacket ($155) for instance. It's got a great cut, nice design, and it has a very crazy — yet very... [More]

As humidors go, not too many fit in your pocket comfortably, nevermind looks. The Porsche Design Churchill Pocket Humidor ($425) looks great and is very strong due to a carbon fiber outer and special adhesives that keep your fine H.... [More]

This editor isn't exactly going to be doing a lot of exercising any time soon (besides getting up to get more pizza, eggnog and DVDs) but this Nike armband for the iPod nano ($40) will be perfect when I'm ready... [More]

There hasn't been too many American-made cars we've wanted this year, but the Chrylser Crossfire SRT6 (starting at $46,100) is one that we wouldn't mind having in the garage. There's only one problem — it's not totally an American car.... [More]

While stocking up on some gear at Flight 001 for an upcoming trip to San Fran, we came across this cool little collection of in-flight essentials. The F-1 Jet Fresh Kit ($55) includes earplugs, F-1 Dental Kit, Jao lip balm,... [More]

Whether it be caffeine, sugar, or simply bad nerves, anyone who has the "shakes" every once in a while knows that using a compact camera at full zoom can spell disaster. Panasonic recognized this, and built serious Optical Image Stabilization... [More]

We've come to the conclusion that our weekly poker game would be much better held on a real gaming table as opposed to the kitchen table. With that in mind, we stumbled across the Weber Deluxe Texas Hold 'em Table... [More]

Well, it’s currently 15º here at Uncrate HQ, which has us wishing for a harder-ass jacket than the ones we wore today — one like the Special Blend Citadel Jacket ($330). Sure, it’s for snowboarding, but with small details like... [More]

The Sony DCR-DVD403 ($770) is the first DVD camcorder that lets you record in Dolby Digital 5.1 channel surround sound with a built-in microphone. In addition to capturing sharp digital video directly to DVD, the camcorder takes excellent still pics.... [More]

This graphic tee from Momimomi Design ($48) is so buttery soft that this editor is considering wearing it every day from here on out until it decays and literally falls off. The shirt has a perfect cut and fit, and... [More]

Make sure that if the minions of Christmas past come knocking at your door you'll be prepared with the coolest snack bowls in town. The Vinyl Record Snack Tray ($26) is made from, well, records, and looks great in the... [More]

Sure, we’ve all seen here and there, different places around the globe — but never have we had such a complete collection that encompasses every non-important landmark from the American ‘70s. Uncommon Places by Stephen Shore ($32) is a celebration... [More]

Not all digital watches are the same — at least that’s what you should have learned by getting all the cheap-ass promotional watches we’ve seen throughout the years. Even though it has only one simple digital readout, the Michael Young... [More]

We were expecting this documentary to be simply OK. We didn't care if the story or the characters sucked. We knew from the previews that we would at least be entertained by some disabled dudes slamming into each other in... [More]

A bath tub that costs more than a Civic Si has to be really, really breathtaking. And this one is. Created by Ferrari designer Pininfarina, the Jacuzzi Morphosis Alpha Bath ($22,000) boasts 12 whirlpool massage jets and six Chromatherapy lights... [More]

We can honestly say you'll never find another work as unique as this. DNA 11 is a company that creates art from a sample of your DNA. The Art Pieces (from $390) are available in several color schemes and sizes,... [More]

For the jazz lover that still knows how to hang at a rave, The Complete Verve Remixed ($30) is a terrific mix of classic jazz recordings from the vaults of Verve Records mixed by some of the world’s most talented... [More]

“Rolex. When you absolutely, positively got to have the most expensive watch in the room, accept no substitutes.” OK, so maybe it’s not as catchy — or vulgar — as the quote from Jackie Brown, but it’s no less true.... [More]

In this age of megapixel-hungry amateur photographers running amok with digital SLRs, it’s nice to remember that photography isn’t about the medium — it’s about the subject and composition. A great reminder of this is The Polaroid Book ($40). A... [More]

If you're like us, only the best will do for your demanding pets. For instance, ours have been threatening us lately for better food and water bowls. They're all like "you best better be getting me a stylish thing for... [More]

For all of you tinkerers out there who just aren’t satisfied with the PSP’s closed operating system, we have the gadget for you. The GP2X Personal Entertainment Player ($190) runs a linux operating system and features Dual CPU Cores, 64MB... [More]

We'd normally leave the wallpaper to the grandma's of the world, but we were recently alerted to the spectacular line by Designwall. Created by renowned Dutch designer Ed Annink, the digitaly printed wallpaper is customized for any room. The "Birds"... [More]

We normally like our tees with a bit of color, but for this one we can make an exception. The Loomstate Owl Tee ($39) is a simple white organic cotton tee with a black print of an owl on the... [More]

Whether you tear up the slopes on a snow board, casually glide down the beginner's hill on a set of rented skis, or just scout out the lodge for hotties, these Prodigy Goggles ($180) will make you feel like a... [More]

It's hard having Eames taste and K Mart income. We shed a tear every time we stroll through Design Within Reach because we know we don't have the dough to leave with something. Luckily, Target comes through every now and... [More]

While carrying in some Christmas decorations this past weekend, this editor had a little accident and dropped (and broke) some important stuff after trying to open a door with my hands full. The Curl Doorstop ($8) would have saved those... [More]

We desperately recommend Macs to everyone we know personally because they're just, um, better. You can whine to us all you want about how great your Dell is — we don't care. It's not the hardware we hate — it's... [More]

Can’t tell if it’s a toaster or a big white plastic brick? Good — that’s part of the charm. The Rowenta Jasper Morrison Toaster ($135) features an übermodern design, cord storage, and a photo sensor that keeps an eye on... [More]

Normally we don’t dig on items with huge corporate logos on them, but when your logo is a cool-looking angry crocodile, we just can’t help it. The Lacoste Logo Hat ($50) comes in two colors — green/black and navy/white —... [More]

We all have the standard black and brown leather belts. They do, however, have one fairly big flaw — they only have preset holes to adjust their fit, leaving different fits of pants with the same mechanism to hold themselves... [More]

The Gravis Sidearm ($27) is one of the few bags that resides in the sought after size between a laptop/messenger bag and a handbag. It's just big enough for toting around everyday essentials, but is modern and rugged enough that... [More]

Ever been marooned somewhere away from civilization and really needed to start a fire? Yeah, neither have we — but it’s nice to know that if that did happen, our Swedish FireSteel ($16) would be ready. Used by several militaries... [More]