Hurricane Katrina Assistance

We're asking that you please don't waste your money on anything we've shown you today and instead donate it to the American Red Cross. By helping them financially, you're directly helping those affected by Hurricane Katrina. Many lost everything and the Red Cross is there providing much-needed help.... [More]

Ford GT

The original Ford GT took home a historic 1-2-3 victory in the 1966 24 hours of Le Mans. Now 40 years later, you can feel like you were a part of that day with the new Ford GT (starting at $141,300). The mid-engine rear wheel drive supercar has a supercharged... [More]

Bose Triport Headphones

Believe it or not, we still know a lot of people who prefer the sound of huge over-the-ear studio monitor-esque headphones to a set of good in-ear ‘buds. For those folks, we bring you the Bose Triport Headphones ($150). They bring the bass punch of sets twice their size, and... [More]

Roseanne - The Complete First Season

Ah, the Conner family. How could you not love 'em? The First Season of Roseanne ($22) — one of the best sitcoms ever — came out on DVD yesterday and we're definitely making it a part of our collection. The 4-disc set features all 23 episodes from season one (though... [More]

Tonal Paisley Tie

We’ll be the first to admit we normally wouldn’t be caught dead in paisley — but we just couldn’t help ourselves when we saw the Tonal Paisley Tie from Banana Republic ($60). Made from 100% Italian Silk, this tie adds just the right amount of funk to your suit so... [More]

Scoop Pet Bowl

Designed to let you quickly scoop out food, this Scoop Pet Bowl ($5) features modern style and convenience. It's got a cutout handle, non-skid bone-shaped rubber feet, and comes in two sizes — 3 cups or 5 cups. If you've got an impatient animal that goes all nutball when he's... [More]

Philips DVP642 Progressive-Scan DVD Player

This affordable progressive-scan DVD player from Philips is perfect for watching your illegally downloaded movies. The ultra-slim Philips DVP642 ($60) plays DVDs (DVD, DVD+R/RW, DVD-R/RW), VCDs and SVCDs, audio CDs, JPEG image CDs, and CDs loaded with MP3, MPEG-4, or DivX 3.11/4.x/5.x (AVI) files. It's also got a handy five-disc... [More]

Nintendogs

Before you start in with the "Only a sissy plays with virtual dogs on their DS" comments, keep in mind that some of us live in complexes that don't allow our canine buddies to live there. Or, even worse, there are men that are allergic to Man's Best Friend. For... [More]

Drink Umbrellas

Sometimes it’s the small details in life that make all the difference. To us, no small detail could ever announce “hey everyone, feel free to get sloshed” like silly clichéd paper Drink Umbrellas ($2). The packs of twelve include several different colors, only reinforcing their silliness. Just remember: if you... [More]

Ricardo Manicure Set

Believe it or not, girls aren’t the only ones who are expected to keep their fingernails in check — and no, biting them doesn’t count. If your lady counts on your digits for backrubs and the like, keep them looking nice and her happy with the Ricardo Manicue Set by... [More]

Infoglobe

The Infoglobe ($50) is a transparent sphere that displays caller ID information in just about the coolest way we've seen. The gadget also doubles as a clock and personal message center, comes with pre-programmed seasonal greetings, and you can program up to three messages of your own to display.... [More]

7 for all Mankind Fiji Deco Flynt Jean

If you've graduated to slimmer-fitting jeans, but still like a little flare, then you'll want to take a look at the Fiji Deco Flynt Jean ($200) from 7 for all Mankind. The low-rise jeans are bootcut and have a deep indigo wash with subtle fading and whiskering. The Art Deco-like double-7... [More]

Lady Luck Bag Tag

We’ve all been through the hell of trying to find your suitcase at baggage claim, lost amidst the sea of dark luggage. Now you can make your bag easy to identify and show some of your personality with this Lady Luck Bag Tag from Jet Set Go ($8). One of... [More]

Million Dollar Baby

This recommendation is no surprise if you've already seen this film. To those of you who haven't seen Million Dollar Baby ($20) because you don't really care about a movie about a "girl boxer," we'll just tell you that this movie isn't really about boxing. At all. Spectacular performances from... [More]

MBS Comp 16 Mountainboard

Anyone can go skiing, but not just everyone can go flying down the side of a hill with nothing between them and hard rocks and dirt but a mountainboard. Outfitted with eight-inch tires and F3 bindings to hold your feet to the board, the Comp 16 Mountainboard from MBS ($470)... [More]

NESBuckle

Recently, we’ve been doing a lot of retro gaming — and it’s been a lot of fun. Finding cool ways of letting people know that you’re always down for a showdown in Temco Super Bowl has been difficult, at least up ‘til now. The NESBuckle ($30) lets you rock a... [More]

The Cubes

Recreate your own boring corporate work life with these clever toys. In each Cubes Set ($13) you get a plastic figure and all the parts needed to build your cube — four walls, desk, chair, file cabinet, in/out box, phone, and computer. The set even comes with stickers of graphs,... [More]

Cow Baby Bottle

Like we’ve said before, we’re a buyer’s guide for men — but men have babies too. Start your little one on the road to cool with this Cow Baby Bottle from Sparkability ($9). It features a three-prong utter — or nipple — and the requisite white-and-black cow spots on the... [More]

Rotation Mirror/Storage Tower

Free-standing mirrors are great, but sometimes they eat up a lot of space for a purely vain purpose. The Rotation Mirror/Storage Tower from Crate and Barrel ($360) fixes this problem by providing storage not only in the base of the mirror but also behind it by way of a swivel... [More]

DJ Kreemy Table

This ultra modern DJ Table from designer Karim Rashid ($3,600) was designed specifically to make you look great even if your lackluster vinyl collection isn't exactly making the crowd bounce. It's got room for two turntables, mixer, and has a dual lighting system of two 25watt lamps and a concealed... [More]

I Will Pay For Good Design T-Shirt

And isn’t it the truth? We here at Uncrate believe strongly in this statement, as the people that design better products deserve some recognition for making our lives easier — like Ives, Graves, Stark, and Eames, just to name a few. Design is an important part of modern life, and... [More]

Tiptronic Gearbox Cufflinks

If you're lucky enough to have a ride with Tiptronic shifting, chances are you wear a suit to work and that you'll surely want to spend some dough on this set of Gearbox Cufflinks ($55). The brushed metal cufflinks will bring some fun into the office with you. [Thanks, Jon]... [More]

Billy Jealousy Body Wash

Despite sporting the label "Directions: What you do in the shower is your business, but we hope you'll incorporate this somehow," Billy Jealousy Ocean Front Body Wash ($18) is not a joke. With active exfoliants, moisturizers, and nutrients, it'll leave your skin so soft and smooth that your competition will... [More]

Tandem Pen/Highlighter

The Paper Mate Tandem ($5) combines a ballpoint pen and highlighter to make sure you'll never have to dig around looking for one or the other when you need it. The super handy two-in-one writing instrument features a twist grib, Lubriglide ink system, and smear resistant highlighter ink. In addition,... [More]

Discovering the Waterfront by Silverstein

This album isn't for everyone. In fact, most of you will probably laugh out loud when you hear the first deadly scream. But if you're under 35 and dismiss Discovering the Waterfront ($13) as unpleasant ear trash, you're really missing out. The disc is classic screamo with its harmonious vocals,... [More]

TranStrap

For those of you lucky folks that live in a city with a reasonable mass transit system — and no, buses don’t count — you know how nasty those subway bars can get. With the TranStrap ($17) you can worry no more. Its makeup of heavy nylon webbing, aircraft grade... [More]

LEM Piston Stool

When you’ve been named Product of the Year at a prestigious design conference, chances are you’re pretty damn cool. The LEM Piston Stool by Shin and Tomoko Azumi ($600) fits the bill, winning the award at the International Interior Design Awards in 2000. It’s unique and innovative design features a... [More]

SIRIUS S50

The SIRIUS S50 ($360; available in October) is a new portable device that lets you capture and store up to 50 hours of SIRIUS satellite radio content — or a mix of SIRIUS programming and MP3s — so you can listen to your favorite shows and music while on the... [More]

Puma RS 100 LE

These Puma kicks feature the freshest fall colors around. The RS 100 LE ($65), first introduced in 1986 as Puma's top of the line runners, feature "R-System" cushioning, reflective underlays, and come with the original Puma tongue tag and two different sets of shoelaces. Retro goodness that will look superb... [More]

Nip/Tuck - The Complete Second Season

It’s getting to the time of year where all the best of TV shows start their new seasons, and release the last season on DVD to get the hype going. For us, one of the shows at the top of our list is the plastic surgery drama Nip/Tuck ($42). It’s... [More]

Inhabit Pillows

It's damn hard to find pillows these days that don't sport colors or patterns that scream "cutie patootie." Well, we fought through an endless amount of craptacular ones to bring you these pillows from Inhabit. The Scribble ($60; front) and Quattro ($60; back) match perfectly, and their light blue and... [More]

Redken Body Up Volumizing Shampoo

Whether you've had fine hair your whole life or you're just now reaching that time in your life when natural thinning occurs, Redken's Body Up Volumizing Shampoo ($9) is here to help. It cleans and makes your hair fuller without weighing it down. The smell overwhelmed us at first, but... [More]

Pin Clock

We've always thought that the pin toys that can make impressions of your hand were cool, but someone's (of course) gone and made them tell time. The Pin Clock ($70) uses moving pins to show the current time, and makes a classic noise everytime there is a sec.... [More]

Wag Bags

It may not be the most glamorous thing in the world, but it's your job to keep your dog's poop off the sidewalks, the grass in the park, the neighbor's yard, and anywhere else princess likes to drop a deuce. These colorful Doggie Clean-up Gloves/Bags ($6/package of 24) are made... [More]

StarSeeker Chair

Everyone loves to look at the stars every now and then, and we normally end up with a stiff neck from it. No more. The StarSeeker Chair ($1950) features a mechanically rotating base with holders for binoculars and a joystick to control rotation. The reclining chair makes sure that there... [More]

Bowling Ball Ice Bucket

Ice is a necessary evil for any good party — it’s good for drinks, sculptures, running down hot women’s abdomens — you get the picture. You can keep plenty on hand with the Bowling Ball Ice Bucket with Tongs from CB2 ($35). Three holes in the top help you pick... [More]

USB Cup Warmer

That first cup of coffee in the morning is a great relief — but it often goes cold before we get a chance to finish, because frankly, we’re too busy to just stare at the computer and drink. With the USB Cup Warmer ($10), we don’t have to make this... [More]

Solio Solar iPod Charger

If you happen to be in possession of a 3G iPod, we’re pretty sure your battery sucks as bad as ours does, and unless you have an infinitely long iPod charger extension cord, your time outside with your ‘pod is limited — until now. The Solio Charger for iPod ($100)... [More]

HP LaserJet 1022 Printer

We finally got fed up with buying $40 inkjet cartridges every other month and did some searching to find an affordable black and white laser printer for printing paperwork (we use Apple/Kodak's iPhoto print service for digital photos). The HP LaserJet 1022 Printer ($180) is the best we found for... [More]

What Would Jesus Bomb? T-Shirt

Note: Save your complaints on this one. We swing several different ways here at Uncrate when it comes to politics — we're a mix of liberal hippies, conservative monkeys, and puppy-eating robots. Following Sunday's series finale of Six Feet Under (the best show that ever was), we got a couple... [More]

FUNkey

There's not much you can say about the FUNkey ($200). It's a plastic stool made to look like a giant computer key. They're made to order in your choice of color and graphics, but we really dig the Self Destruct one.... [More]

2006 Volkswagen Jetta GLI

With Volkswagen's introduction today of the new 2006 Jetta GLI ($TBA), it looks like the company finally came to its senses and will be offering a model without the ridiculous chrome on the frontend — and we couldn't be happier. The new GLI model (pricing not yet announced) features a... [More]

Polo Black by Ralph Lauren

Forget Green and Blue. Polo Black by Ralph Lauren ($65/4.2 oz) is the new king. The modern fragrance is bright, sweet and clean with a hint of fruit. One of the overall smoothest scents to come along in a long time. Plus, the all-black bottle is as sleek as they... [More]

Traxxas Jato Remote-Controlled Truck

While our old Tycos were fun to play with when we were little, they really don’t stand up to an adult’s definition of power. That’s why there are companies like Traxxas. Their Jato Remote Controlled Truck ($650) features an internal two-speed transmission paired with the TRX 2.5 Racing Engine. This... [More]

Abercrombie Middle Pond Track Pants

OK, so there isn’t really anything all that special about a pair of track pants, but when it comes to comfort, it proves wise to look for the best — and these are it. The Middle Pond Track Pants from Abercrombie ($50) feature a sueded interior lining, a relatively heavy... [More]

DKNY Pinstripe Blazer With Leather Patches

New for fall, this Two-button Pinstripe Blazer from DKNY ($295) offers a shorter, more modern cut that looks great with just about any denim. It's made of navy wool twill for year-round wear, and has smooth calfskin elbow patches for added hipness value.... [More]

Sony HDR-FX1 HD Digital Camcorder

Still running around shooting video of your kids with a miniDV camcorder, only to get everything edited and ready then realize it looks like ass on your 50” HDTV? We promise that won’t be a problem with this ‘corder, the Sony HDR-FX1 ($3700). It features true 1080i recording, a Carl... [More]

Kashiwado Chair by Isamu Kenmochi

When we first saw pictures of this chair, we were almost entirely sure we’d have to have one. Designed for Tendo Japan in 1961, the Kashiwado Chair by Isamu Kenmochi ($9950) has become a true design icon, yet remains rather difficult to find. Made of polished cedar, there is no... [More]

Belden Leather Catchall

Every guy needs a place to empty out his pockets. For years, we've just tossed change, receipts, cuff links and other pocket contents onto the dresser — most of which to never be seen again. This Leather Accessories Tray ($45) will help you keep track of your stuff and keep... [More]

Acura TL

There are some cars that get everything right — the styling, the performance, the features and the price. The 2005 Acura TL (Starting at $33,100) is one of those cars. The sedan has a mature yet sporty look, and packs a 270-hp VTEC V-6 engine, 4-wheel independent double-wishbone suspension system,... [More]

Logitech Wireless Music System

For those of us that don’t keep our horde of digital music next to the TV, Logitech brings us the Wireless Music System for PC ($150). It uses wireless technology to stream music to your living room stereo from your computer, and includes a remote that works with most major... [More]

Oh Chair

Admit it. Your office is too beige. Get yourself two Oh Chairs ($55) and you'll not only make things a lot more colorful, but you'll also make yourself look more professional by having two chairs on the other side of your desk for clients (or your buddies that have "real... [More]

Voodoo Knife Display

The wood block — a tried and true way to hold your knives, but not so hot when it comes to displaying them. The Voodoo Knife Display helps by turning the idea of a woodblock into a voodoo-esque doll. Five specifically placed holes hold five quality knives, helping along the... [More]

Stainless Steel Nail Clippers

Unless you’re getting weekly manicures, clipping your nails is a part of your normal grooming routine. To make it suck a little less, we suggest the Stainless Steel Nail Clipper from Brookstone ($16). Made in Germany from the finest materials, these clippers manage to look great while functioning well -... [More]

Game Boy Micro

Although the technology behind it is no longer impressive, we still have a soft spot in our hearts for the Game Boy Micro ($100). Aside from the fact that it’s tiny — think iPod mini here — it also has a huge library of Game Boy Advance games it can... [More]

Easy Morning Cereal Dispenser

The Easy Morning Dual Dry Food Dispenser from Zevro ($90) lets you and your messy kids avoid tragic Froot Loop spills in the kitchen. Just place your bowl under the device, turn the knob, and the cereal falls perfectly into your bowl. The brushed stainless steel beauty has two easy-to-clean... [More]

Peppino Pepper Mill

The Peppino Pepper Mill ($53) from our favorite creature creators at Alessi can easily lighten the mood at those uncomfortable dinners with the in-laws. Designed by Stefano Pirovano in 2000, the friendly polypropylene monster grinds your pepper and shakes his big green ass to your conversations with "dad" about "the... [More]

Dainese Airstream Bluetooth Motorcycle Helmet

So it’s not one of those flashy helmets with flames all over it, but it's a lot more useful. The Airstream Course Bluetooth Helmet ($620) features all the protection you’d expect from a first-class helmet, and with the added benefits of Bluetooth. Not only does the rechargeable helmet connect with... [More]

Canon Powershot S80

When stuck in the eternal battle between wanting the features of a dSLR and the portability of a point-and-shoot, keep this in mind: no one ever gets photos from places they don’t take their cameras, and most people aren’t going to take a dSLR to a party. For this reason,... [More]

Ontour Rooster Shirt

Inspired by an old fable about a donkey, a dog, a cat and a rooster who quit their everyday routines to become town musicians, the t-shirts for Ontour’s blown collection really stand out from the slogans that seem to be on everyone’s chests these days. Our favorite from the collection... [More]

The Bench Warmer

Football season is fast approaching, and with it comes the prospect of freezing your buns off at a late November game. Not to fear, just send in The Bench Warmer ($70). With rechargeable batteries, soft, comfy foam, and up to 115 degrees of warmth, The Bench Warmer will help you... [More]

Butterfly R/C Plane

You're looking at the world's lightest radio-controlled airplane. Plantraco's Butterfly Plane ($240), which can be piloted in a living room, weighs only 4 grams and features a carbon fiber propeller, Swiss engineered gearbox, and a tiny 4mm coreless motor. It comes "Ready To Fly Right Now" with remote transmitter and... [More]

Jansport Super Break

Believe it or not, some people don't need a gigantic backpack with tons of straps and compartments that makes you look like you're about to scale Everest. Jansport's classic Super Break ($20) is the world's most popular backpack, and proves that simpler is almost always better.... [More]

Uni-ball Signo Pen Set

Uni-ball's Signo Pen Set ($25/set of 8) has the world's thinnest ball point tip — a diameter of 0.18 mm, or about the width of two human hairs. While currently only available in Japan, the Signo can be purchased online like most lustful objects. This set comes with 8 colors... [More]

Chocolate Fountain

Become your own eccentric chocolatier with this Chocolate Fountain ($160) from Firebox. The stainless steel structure heats and flows liquid chocolate so you can dip, um, stuff in it all day long. While nowhere near as expensive as some of the other stuff we've shown you on Uncrate, this thing... [More]

Pontiac Solstice

We really only have one thing to say about the new Pontiac Solstice (starting at $20,000) — this is hands down the most beautiful car you will ever see at this kind of price. Pontiac won't be able to make them fast enough. The rear-wheel drive roadster has body styling... [More]

Bulleit Bourbon

Normally, things that have stayed the same for 175 years, well, suck. Not the case with Bulleit Bourbon (around $20). Made from a recipe that dates back to 1830, Bulleit Bourbon is smooth and rich — something anyone will tell you is a difficult taste combo to pull off —... [More]

Dual Cup Cooler/Heater

Ever leave the house on a morning commute in the winter, only to find your hot coffees were more luke warm than hot by the time you got to the office? This whole problem can now be alleviated with the Dual Cup Cooler and Heater ($40). It uses your car... [More]

Money Tree

According to Feng Shui masters, this Money Tree ($40) has the power to give you wealth and good fortune. According to us, it will look cool on your desk. So take the chance and buy one — you have nothing to lose and only desk vegetation and an interesting story... [More]

Logitech QuickCam Fusion

Logitech's new QuickCam Fusion ($100) is one of the few webcams that actually deserves a little praise. It's got a 1.3 megapixel sensor, built-in Microphone with RightSound technology (cancels echoes), RightLight technology (captures better video in low light), takes impressive photos, and sports a stylish low-profile design.... [More]

Acid One Cigars

Although popular society seems to be fighting the “Quit Smoking” battle harder than ever, we still enjoy a good cigar ‘round the office now and then. When we do smoke, we make sure it’s something worthy of our lung tissue, such as Acid One Cigars ($130/box of 24). Cured in... [More]

Sony PSP

We love to play games, and as the holidays approach, we keep having fewer reasons to hold out on buying a Sony PSP ($250) (yeah, we know it's been out since March — but we weren't around then). More intriguing games are approaching their release date, it's got a built-in... [More]

Adidas El Salvador Track Jacket

We're pretty sure if we would've been alive in 1970, we would've been fans of the El Salvador World Cup soccer team just for this jacket alone. The Adidas El Salvador Track Jacket ($80) features a low elastic collar, zip-up front, Adidas logo striping down the sleeves, and more authentic... [More]

Bowflex Revolution

The Bowflex Revolution home gym ($2,400) is no cheesy infomercial product — and may just really be a revolution in home fitness. Using a resistance technology originally developed to help astronauts maintain their muscle and bone mass in space, the Revolution offers hundreds of exercises including rowing, curls, preacher curls,... [More]

Sony Walkman Bean

Okay, so it’s only been announced for Europe thus far, but this little guy is cool! The Walkman Bean from Sony (approx. $150 - $180) features a built-in USB plug, ATRAC and MP3 playback, either 512MB or 1GB of storage, a one line OLED display, and a built-in FM tuner.... [More]

KangaROOS Lotus Jogger

These classic running shoes of the 80s are back with a vengeance with the KangaROOS Lotus Leather Jogger ($70). True to the old designs of yesteryear, these sneaks feature a horizontal zippered pocket for storing change, keys, or, well, whatever you want, and classic ROOS detailing.... [More]

Thundercats - Season One, Volume One

Who could forget the adventures of Lion-o and company? Relive all of those childhood celluloid memories with Thundercats - Season One, Volume One ($46). It’s 33 episodes of the ‘cats fighting Mumm-Ra and his mutant allies, all in pristine DVD quality. Alright, maybe not pristine, but as pristine as an... [More]

Flip Flap

This cartoon-looking plant is the perfect low-maintenance and high-entertainment vegetation for your desk. Flip Flap ($32) dances to the sun happily with no water or batteries — it's solar-powered. [via Cool Hunting]... [More]

Nonstick Burger Press

Ever wish your summer cook-out burgers could come out looking perfect like in those beer commercials where everyone is chilling by the grill? Now you can with this Nonstick Burger Press from Williams-Sonoma ($24). This puppy can smash down two perfect patties at a time, and features a rosewood handle... [More]

Designer Skateboards

While you won't see them at the X-Games, these Custom Skateboards ($75) offer 70s and 80s flare designed by the hip team at Deadly Squire. Made of 7-ply Canadian maple, the skateboards are available in two board shapes — Piper (70s retro) and Cruiser (80s retro) — and come in... [More]

OpenX

If you tend buy a lot of gadgets like us, this thing will be the single most useful product we'll ever bring before you. Everyone hates plastic blister packs. They're completely impossible to open without first making a deal with the devil, not to mention horribly dangerous — we've cut... [More]

Ice Shots

We'll try to refrain from the cool jokes. This thing is a Frozen Shot Glass Maker ($9) that you fill with juice, freeze, and then pour in your favorite alcoholic drink and enjoy. We can't think of anything cooler than drinking your shots from a glass made of ice. Damn,... [More]

Butterfly Step Trash Can

As the old saying goes, you get what you pay for. And the Butterfly Step Trash Can ($100-$180) from Simplehuman proves it. It features a beautiful brushed stainless steel exterior, a spring-loaded pedal, and has a narrow footprint to fit in tight spots and under countertops. But the Butterfly's most... [More]

Chrome Mini Metro Messenger Bag

Typically, we like our seatbelts in the car, but the Mini Metro Messenger Bag from Chrome ($90) might just change our minds. With it's old-school seatbelt latch and 1000 cubic inch capacity, the Mini is a great around town bag for your 15" laptop and gear. [Thanks, Mark]... [More]

West Elm Round Table with Angled Legs

This Dining Room Table from West Elm ($500) has a really fresh look to it that may just finally get us to ditch the card table and Rubbermaid chairs. It has a handy round shelf below the main tabletop and seats four. Speaking of, the chairs ($349/set of 2) are... [More]

Sony QUALIA 010 Headphones

These high definition headphones may be a bit expensive, but they've got the looks and performance to back up the price. The QUALIA 010 Headphones ($3,300) have things like "nano-composite diaphragm technology" to make audiophiles giddy when listening to high quality audio formats, and are super lightweight and super comfy.... [More]

Megatouch Gametime

Most of us have at one point or another been to a bar and played the touchscreen video games. Now you can bring them home with the Megatouch Gametime ($3795). The machine features a 15" LCD touch screen, over 80 games, and broadband connectivity so you can join all the... [More]

REEF Mick Fanning Sandals

We love sandals, and we love beer. Now we can have the best of both worlds with the Mick Fanning Signature Sandal from REEF ($40). Super comfy with a built-in bottle opener on the bottom, they're the perfect sandals for evening drinks on the beach.... [More]

Nike Cuff Wristband Watch

Not satisfied with simply providing hipsters with sweatbands for their arms, Nike has taken it one step further by making the Cuff Wristband Watch ($39). Available in seven different color combos, each pack includes three interchangeable cuffs to suit your dress and a water resistant digital watch that attaches to... [More]

Sony 60" Grand WEGA SXRD Rear Projection HDTV

We probably don't have to tell you if you're reading a site like this, but HD is where it's at. It's one of the rare things in this world that lives up to the hype. Sony's new 60-inch KDS-R60XBR1 Rear Projection Grand WEGA ($5,000; available in September) offers SXRD technology... [More]

Omar the Owl Clock

Some classic designs are always in style and have a modern look to them, then there are the few that stay in style because they are just so damn cool. Such is the Omar the Owl Clock by George Nelson ($115). Designed in 1965, Omar is 10" tall by 10.5"... [More]

Kitchen In A Box

As part of their Back To College collection, Target is offering an 80-Piece Kitchen In A Box ($35) that seriously has everything you need to get started. Included in the bundle are plates, bowls, tumblers, a flatware set, Dutch oven, a saucepan, a frying pan, storage containers, a knife set,... [More]

Nike Free 5.0

Sure, they look a little funny, but that's just because they're ahead of their time — or behind, depending on how you look at it. The Nike Free 5.0 Running Shoes ($85) were created based on the fact that barefoot runners have always developed stronger feet — and strength equals... [More]

Pirates of Silicon Valley

Finally, we can toss out the Pirates of Silicon Valley VCD we've been holding onto all these years. The surprisingly great movie about the history between Apple and Microsoft is coming to DVD this month ($15; available Aug. 30). Nothing makes us more stoked than to be able to describe... [More]

Stroke Socks

We all have to wear socks, but no one ever said they had to be plain and boring. Enter Atlanta artist J. Stroke and his refreshing line of striped Stroke Socks ($10 a pair). Available in ten different colors, we found the greyscale color to have the perfect blend of... [More]

Jade Empire

Not every game on the Xbox has to be a mindless slaughter, and there is no better proof of this than Jade Empire ($30). Based in ancient China, you guide your character through tough decisions and challenges, all the while deciding whether to walk the path of the "Open Palm"... [More]

Coach Felt Belt Crusher Hat

This Felt Hat from Coach ($100) could instantly turn you into a rock star — STP/Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland loves him some Coach headwear, don't ya know. It's made of black fabric with leather piping around the brim, and has a zipper on the side for added star power.... [More]

2006 Lotus Elise

We all want an exotic car — a car that just screams, “You’ve never seen a car like this and you’ll never see it again if you’re not coming home with me tonight.” Normally, cars such as this require a ton of dough — but not anymore. The 2006 Lotus... [More]

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman

For those of us that were/are part of “Generation X,” this is the book all of us always wanted to write and never got around to it. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman ($15) is more than just some book that Seth was reading on the O.C. —... [More]

Incase Argyle iPod Case

For those of you who don't visit the Apple Store every week, you may have missed out on these sweet iPod cases. Or you're just actually too cool to worry about what your iPod gets carried around in. Either way, your iPod probably hates you if you're not carrying it... [More]

Star Wars: Clone Wars Volume One

Yes, we realize it’s a cartoon. We also realize that if you are ever going to find out what happened between Episodes II and III you’re going to have to watch this. Volume I of the Clone Wars Animated Series ($15) fills in those of us who weren’t writing the... [More]

Paul Smith Striped Shirt

We are huge Paul Smith fans here at Uncrate, and if we were going to go to NY or London to get a tailored suit made, we'd be going to his shop. Now you can get a little of the designer's style in your wardrobe right from your desk with... [More]

Beneath Medicine Tree by Copeland

This album from Florida-based Copeland isn't just another whiney emo disc. Sure, it's mostly about love loss and has its fair share of tragic lyrics, but there's something about the album that makes it a lot more than just a set of Dashboard wannabe tracks. We can only describe Beneath... [More]

Canaglia Nail Clipper

The Canaglia Nail Clipper ($20) is so cool that you won't want to hide him in the cabinet or drawer. In fact, he's so vicious looking that you may even consider running and hiding from him. The creature was designed by Stefano Pirovano and is available in a range of... [More]

The Pirate vs. The Giant Squid T-Shirt

The Pirate vs. The Giant Squid T-shirt ($14) from White Frog has everything you could ask for in a shirt. Who doesn't like pirates and abnormally large squids? We've had ours only since Saturday, but already it's received more than a couple complements from sea-loving babes. It's a fantastic shirt... [More]

Electra Rockabilly Boogy Bike

This hot rod-inspired bike is perfect for those of us who don't plan to enter the Tour de France and just want something cool to cruise around the neighborhood in. Crafted out of hydro-formed aluminum, the Rockabilly Boogy ($570) from Electra features a cool retro paint scheme, a super comfy... [More]

Sony DSC-H1 Digital Camera

If you're looking for a camera that's better than a tiny pocket-style one, but don't want a huge digital SLR (or pay a grand or more), you should look strongly at the DSC-H1 from Sony ($500). The 5-megapixel camera has a spectacular 12x optical zoom, advanced image stabilization technology, and... [More]

Melamine Bowl Set

This six-piece Melamine Bowl Set from Crate & Barrel ($40) can be used to prepare food as well as serve it in style. The bold colors are perfect for Fall gatherings, and they're dishwasher-safe and nest for easy storage.... [More]

Armani Three Button Suit

Like a Rolex watch, an Armani suit is one of those purchases that reminds you that you've made it. This season we're recommending the Three Button Suit from Armani ($1695). Yes, that is hella-expensive, but that amount does get you a suit with impeccable tailoring, a notched collar, three button... [More]

2006 Volkswagen Touareg V6

Although it has a funny name, the Volkswagen Touareg (starts at $37,000) is no joke. It shares more than a couple parts with it's high performance cousin, the Porsche Cayenne, has 240hp, and features options like adjustable Bi-Xenon headlights, keyless access, 19" wheels, and a multifunction computer. Plus, it's like... [More]

Super Soaker Arctic Shock

Summer isn't over just yet. To celebrate the remaining sunny days, get yourself a Super Soaker Arctic Shock ($10). This bad boy will annoy your friends and family way more than any other squirt gun available — it comes with an "Ice Core" tank that you freeze and then insert... [More]

Pentel Sharp Kerry Mechanical Pencil

While elegant pens are common in the workplace, elegant pencils are not. Show your affinity for lead with the Sharp Kerry Mechanical Pencil from Pentel ($18). Available in both 0.5mm and 0.7mm models, the pen features a dual-purpose cap, silver accents, and is hand-assembled using watchmaker’s tools. Plus, it has... [More]

Apple 17" iMac G5

So there are new Intel Macs right around the corner — while we're excited about them, the current generation of Macs are sure to be supported for a long time to come. With this in mind, we really like the 2GHz 17" iMac G5 ($1499). It comes pre-loaded with Apple’s... [More]

Nokia N91

The Nokia N91 ($470) is one of the first mobile phones to actually scare Apple and other makers of MP3 players. That's because it can hold more than a handful of tunes — it has an integrated 4GB hard disk, which is good for about 1,000 high quality songs. The... [More]

Darth Vader Keepsake Ornament

Yes, we realize it’s August — but with the popularity of Hallmark’s Keepsake Ornament line, you can never be too cautious, especially when the ornament is this cool. The five inch tall Darth Vader Keepsake Ornament from Hallmark ($19) lets you capture all the emotion (complete with audio) of the... [More]

Neverlate 7-Day Alarm Clock

While we try to keep a pretty normal weekday schedule, we sure hate it when we accidentally reset our 8 AM alarm on Friday morning, only to have it interrupt slumber Saturday morning after a night of drinking. With a little help from this clock, we may never have that... [More]

Axe Dry Deodorant

In search of a new deodorant recently (is it just us, or do they just quit working after a while), we came across Axe Dry's Touch Scent ($4). The invisible solid, both a deodorant and an anti-perspirant, has hints of fresh leaves and melons, and keeps you dry without making... [More]

Volkswagen Golf R32

While there was no mention of U.S. availability in the announcement this week, the Volkswagen Golf R32 (starting at €32,200) is simply too awesome not to cover. The R32 has a 250-hp 3.2-liter V6 engine, 4MOTION four-wheel drive, and comes either with either a manual 6-speed or an optional dual... [More]

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Budweiser Red Camo Hat

As NASCAR gets bigger and bigger, their merchandise gets a little cooler — no more nasty black graphic tees for us, now we can support our drivers in style. Like with this Dale Earnhardt Jr. Budweiser Red Camo Hat ($20). Hey, camo isn’t exactly our thing, but it’s red camo,... [More]

Abercrombie Kilburn Destroyed Low Rise Jean

As much as we dislike them pasting a logo or their name on practically everything they sell, Abercrombie still manages to pump out some kick-ass, durable jeans. These Kilburn Destroyed Low Rise Bootcut Jeans ($80) sit below the waist and are available in seven different levels of destruction. Our favorites... [More]

CollegeCase

The CollegeCase ($30) is a stylish binder that helps college students organize important paperwork like bills, schedules and telephone numbers from chicks. It's got several tabs and pockets to help manage personal and financial stuff and also, somewhat strangely, has "advice on banking, credit cards, bills, health, travel, employment, cars,... [More]

E-Ville Press Comics

E-Ville Press is a group of Pixar artists and animators who are independently creating graphic novels based on some very unique ideas. The first comics were unveiled just last month, and we were lucky enough to get a hold of two of the titles. Rose and Isabel by Ted Mathot... [More]

The Metal Dork Watch

This watch proves that digital watches can be cool. The Metal Dork Watch from Nixon ($120) features an easy-to-read digital time readout, the date, and alarm. Did we mention the voices on the watch? There’s Tony Hawk reciting James Brown’s “Sex Machine,” and pro surfer Saxon Boucher offering you a... [More]

Plans by Death Cab For Cutie

We'll leave it up to your imagination as to how we acquired the new Death Cab album, but we'll tell you one thing: we'd sell our bodies to Russian pimps for the disc if we didn't already have it. Plans ($11; available Aug. 30) has everything we could hope for... [More]

Sony 42" XBR Plasma HDTV

We love playing our video games on an DLP projection set, but if you want to look fly in the bedroom, you keep your Mario stash elsewhere. For places where movies and TV rule, look into the 42" XBR Plasma WEGA HDTV (Model No. KDE-42XBR950) from Sony ($8000). Yes, it’s... [More]

Polk Audio I-Sonic

If you're a fan of analog radio, then Polk Audio's new I-Sonic ($600, available in September) should be on your Christmas list this year. The compact system offers HD Radio technology for static-free reception — AM sounds as good as FM, and FM sounds like a CD. The I-Sonic also... [More]

Etnies Lo Cut 3 Jason Lee

We really like Jason Lee as an actor (Mallrats, Vanilla Sky, etc.) so we figured he might have good taste in clothing — and we were right. He recently developed a line of shoes with Etnies, and from their venture came the Lo Cut 3 Jason Lee ($59). They feature... [More]

Madden NFL 2006

We long for the day when sports games will have downloadable upgrades and roster changes that you pay for separately, but until then, we are forced to lust after Madden NFL 2006 ($46). Apart from the usual visual upgrades and roster changes, this year’s installment features more advanced quarterbacking controls... [More]

Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Whiskey

While typical Jack Daniel’s is a mixture of countless barrels to keep consistent flavor, the master distiller goes around and hand picks barrels that are above and beyond the average, and they become Jack Daniel's Single Barrel ($40). Each bottle is individually numbered to reflect the barrel it came from,... [More]

National Geographic Carabiner Tool

This handy Carabiner Tool ($60) is great to have clipped to your backpack whether you're hustling around an urban jungle or a real one. It offers a Kershaw stainless steel knife blade with "Shaving sharp" edge, flat and philips-head screwdrivers, a bottle opener, and a quick-access carabiner body made of... [More]

Roboraptor

As children, we loved dinosaurs — for whatever reason, when you’re young, big creatures that eat other creatures just seem really cool. Bring back the dino love with the Roboraptor from Wow Wee ($120). It features three moods and mood dependant behaviors, full bi-pedal movement, and an Infra-red vision system.... [More]

Portable B Ball

This may seem like an "as seen on TV" type of product, but the Portable B Ball System ($550) could actually be quite useful. It attaches to a standard 2-inch trailer hitch on any truck or SUV, and features a telescoping pole system so you can leave it installed while... [More]

Seiko SLT095 Watch

It may not have a catchy name, but this Seiko SLT095 Watch ($400) cleverly calculates traveling distances and compass direction. Just trace its map wheel (that knob to the left of the face) along any map and the watch will calculate the distance in miles from point A to point... [More]