Vaja PSPouch

We love our PSPs, but it's hard to find a case for them that matches the sexiness of the machine. Until now. The PSPouch from Vaja cases ($140) is the most fashionable way to carry your PSP, two extra UMDs, four Memory Stick Duos, and anything you can fit in... [More]

Whiskas Cat Bed

Our cat here at Uncrate is finicky. For instance, she won't drink out the cat bowl beside her food bowl — she prefers to drink out of one of our good glasses that she requires us to keep on the bedside table filled with premium spring water. She's also been... [More]

Document T-Shirt

If you're a blogger, or at least read blogs, then you've no doubt seen one of these dog-eared document icons. It's pretty much a global symbol in the web developer world (sadly of which we are a part). The Document T-shirt ($18) from SimpleBits (a very badass web design company)... [More]

James Bond Stealth Camera

Be a true spy with this ultra tiny digital camera that hides out in a Zippo-style metal case. Straight from Q's laboratory, the James Bond Stealth Camera ($80) takes up to 150 pictures at 640 x 480 size, record video up to 30 seconds long, or record up to 12... [More]

Hanging Fish Pod

Why hang a crummy poster print in your pad when you can have a Hanging Fish Pod ($30) from Postmodern Pets. It sticks out only 5 inches from the wall and holds about a gallon of water — perfect for a couple goldfish or a betta. [via Gizmodo]... [More]

Whirlpool Polara Refrigerated Range

While we prefer to cook when a group is over, sometimes you need to know that dinner will be ready when you get home. Rest assured, the Polara Refrigerated Range from Whirlpool ($1527) has your back. With it’s built-in refrigeration feature you can put your roast in the night before... [More]

Griffin iFM

We love our iPods, and we love the little gadgets for them as well. One such gadget is the new iFM from Griffin Technology ($50). The iFM functions as a remote, FM tuner, and recording device for the iPod. On the radio side, the iFM features a band-switch function to... [More]

IKEA Sandhem Chair

Typically leather chairs are one of the most expensive things a man can buy for his study or office, but the Sandhem Leather Chair from IKEA ($599) is out to prove otherwise. It features easy care leather, perfect for those using the chair in a high-traffic area like the living... [More]

iGo Cell Phone Charger

One of the huge problems with updating your phone as often as we do is having to fork out the cash for a new charger every time you change phones. The iGo ($30) alleviates the situation by using different, interchangeable tops for the phone end of the charger's plug. Buy... [More]

Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen

You may be sick of hearing lines from Napoleon Dynamite, but we ain't tired of reciting them — Gosh! Here's another Napoleon product that we'll put to good use. The Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen ($7) says seven different lines from the movie, including our favorite: "Tina, you fat lard, come... [More]

2006 Range Rover Sport

Range Rovers aren’t exactly known as speed demons, but the Range Rover Sport (starts at $69,750) is doing all it can to change that image. Featuring a supercharged 4.2L V8 that’s good for 390 horsepower, the Sport manages a 0-60 time of 7.2 seconds, which isn’t bad for a vehicle... [More]

Tea Stick

We love green tea, but we hate teabags — so the Tea Stick ($20) is the perfect sleek companion to our leaves. You simply place your tea in the bottom and slide down the cover, then drop it into some really hot water — just be sure not to drop... [More]

Custom Poker Chips

Poker is everywhere, and if you host games often, you can really get a house advantage with Custom Clay Poker Chips ($1 each) from Poker Chips Online. Select your colors, design the inlay, and choose your mold design — then let the neighbors know who’s boss when you go all... [More]

Victory Golden Monkey Beer

Not all beers are created equal, and as any bum on the corner will tell you, there are beers with a higher alcohol content — cheaper than Budweiser, in the bum’s case (Steel Reserve comes to mind) and slightly more expensive than Bud, in this case. Victory Golden Monkey ($10... [More]

Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch

Back in the day, Batman — Adam West in those days — used a switch hidden in a Shakespeare bust to enter the Bat Cave. Well, now you can too with the Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch Replica ($300). Push back the bard’s head and you reveal a switch that can... [More]

Dane Chair by Chiasso

This powder blue beauty could be the commanding center of any room. Chisasso's Dane Chair ($550), covered in micro-suede with a dark chocolate solid oak frame, is an oversized "chair and a half" size for maximum comfort and assurance that your "large" aunt won't hang off the sides.... [More]

Jugs Cordless Radar Gun

The Jugs Cordless Radar Gun ($795) could provide hours of fun at the diamond — or hours of agonizing waiting at the hospital when you throw out your shoulder trying to outdo your buddies. Used by Major League scouts, the gun is accurate to + or - 1/2 MPH and... [More]

True Religion Joey Jeans

We promise we'll find you some affordable jeans real soon, but first let us point out the killer ones from True Religion you see to the left. The Low-rise Joeys ($240) in medium vintage wash are fashioned from premium Japanese denim and feature flare legs with the retro twisted-seam thing... [More]

Fuel Belt

If you're a regular runner or hiker staying active in this summer heat (come on, just play some Xbox already!), then you need to grab yourself a Fuel Belt to help keep hydrated. The Endurance 4-Bottle Belt ($34) lets you easily take along four bottles filled with your favorite liquid... [More]

Kelsyus Backpack Beach Chair

It may not look like much unfolded, but the Kelsyus Backpack Beach Chair ($40) has a super handy feature that, like its name implies, turns the chair into a backpack so you can use both hands for more important things (such as beer and snacks). Like a Transformer, the chair's... [More]

Ligne Roset Maly Bed

The Maly Bed from Ligne Roset ($5,000) is probably the most elegant contemporary-style bed you'll find (nevermind the fact that it costs more than your first car). The low-sitting bed has an aluminum base, movable back cushions (no headboard), two pivoting tables, and is available in natural, dark brown or... [More]

Sony NW-E507 Network Walkman

Not only is this MP3 player Sony's first step towards regaining its long lost hold on the portable music market, it's also one of the few non-iPod devices we'd ever buy. The Sony NW-E507 Network Walkman ($200) features 1GB of storage (about 250 songs), a built-in FM tuner, a 3-line... [More]

12-Volt Portable Oven and Pizza Maker

Yes, the roadside Pizza Huts that have begun sprouting up in truck stops across the land are handy, but it’s a royal pain waiting for your pie. No longer a problem — now just cook a pizza as you drive with the 12-Volt Portable Oven and Pizza Maker ($40). It... [More]

AEM V2

Beat that 17-year-old kid off the line at the red light with the help of the AEM V2 (starting at $260). It's available for a slew of sport compact cars — from Acura to Volkswagen — and is the most powerful cold air induction system you can buy. The V2... [More]

Cableyoyo

Eliminate cord clutter in style with the Cableyoyo ($5) from Bluelounge. The sleek accessory stores up to six feet of coiled cord and can be used at home on your desk (it comes with a small adhesive attachment for mounting) or on the go for keeping your plethora of cables... [More]

Oh! My Glass

While the name sounds like something you might say in shock after breaking a glass full of Gaja all over the new white carpet, the Oh! My Glass ($12) is actually just a super handy glass with a bottle opener on the bottom — perfect for Import Beer Night.... [More]

Denon AVR-4806 Home Theater Receiver

As more and more of our front rooms move to HD, more and more of our video sources will too — just look at the next generation of video game systems — and the AVR-4806 by Denon ($3500) is ready to handle all of them. The beast boasts switching for... [More]

Diesel Geo Angled Watch

Some watches just go perfectly with jeans, and this is one of them. The Geo Angled Watch by Diesel ($120) has a brushed stainless steel body, a chevron style band, a double-dial face, and a flat-clasp closure. We’re just glad they aren’t making a Geo Angled Jean to go along... [More]

Antics by Interpol

The brooding boys of NYC are back again with the follow-up to their critically acclaimed debut Turn On the Bright Lights. Although not exactly “new” — it was released last September — Antics ($11) is still worth mentioning as a must have album for anyone that actually cares about rock... [More]

Spring Roll Dog Toy

Isn't it about time you got your pooch something besides that old tennis ball to chew on? This Rubber Fetch Toy ($10) is so cool, ol' spike may just cook you some pork chops after you give it to him. Plus, anything that has a "Treat Tunnel" for "Incentive" is... [More]

Salvatore Ferragamo Darting Monk Shoe

Sneakers are great and all, but there’s something about owning a fine pair of dress shoes that really makes you feel like a man. Handmade in Italy using the exclusive Tramezza handcrafted welting process, the Darting Monk Strap Shoe from Salvatore Ferragamo ($720) is definitely a fine pair of dress... [More]

Star Wars Lightsaber Battle Game

So you want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like your father? This game lets you train with just a wireless lightsaber and your TV. Fight against Emperor Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker and other galactic enemies alongside the likes of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn with... [More]

Lacoste Striped Button-Down Shirt

While the words “Striped Button-Down Shirt” don’t exactly set the imagination racing, Lacoste’s take on this classic is both colorful and modern. The Striped Button-Down Shirt from Lacoste ($98) features bold stripe patterns in colors of either green, buttercup, and black or light meteorite (blue),ozone, and black, and features a... [More]

Comme des Garçons Odeur 53

Sure, anyone can take natural ingredients and mix them up to make smell-good water, but it takes balls to chemically engineer your own scents to create a new fragrance. Using this new technique, Commes des Garçons Odeur 53 ($86) features notes from a wide range of scents, including Sand Dunes,... [More]

Mr. P Keychain

We didn't think we would ever find another household character that would top the Mr. Suicide bath plug — but we have. Mr. P ($12) is a tiny plastic man who holds your keys on his, um, his stainless steel manhood.... [More]

Jack Spade Publicolor Tote

This durable, limited edition Publicolor Tote ($120) from Jack Spade was designed to support Publicolor, a non-profit organization that helps drop-out students — 25% of sales will be donated to Publicolor. Made from tarp cloth and three-ply yarn, the men's tote is as tough as it is colorful.... [More]

Block Lamp

Not all lamps have to be light-bulbs raised up by a base — take for instance the Block Lamp by Harri Koskinen ($98). The Block Lamp gives off ambient light by using a low-wattage bulb that is encased between two pieces of solid glass. It’s not just a lamp though... [More]

Wyborowa Single Estate Vodka

A lot of vodkas today are mass produced, with brands having vodka coming from several distilleries. Wyborowa Single Estate Vodka (approx. $35) bucks this trend by using a single distillery and team to create a consistent, smooth vodka. For a vodka that uses small-batch distillation, they sure didn’t get a... [More]

Bill & Ted's Most Excellent Collection

Bill & Ted's Most Excellent Collection ($27) includes both of Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan's righteous movies — Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. Also included is a most excellent bonus disc with a making-of documentary, the premiere episode of the Bill... [More]

Recycling Bags

This set of four Recycling Bags ($22) from Design Within Reach will brighten up your home and help you sort your recyclables more easily. Each waterproof bag, made of industrial-strength tarpaulin–a fabric, is color coded for quicker separating of cans, bottles and papers. The fourth is for non-recyclable trash. Velcro... [More]

Motorola Q Phone

Typically phones with qwerty keyboards are handy, but rather big — our Treo 650s immediately come to mind. Great for business, but a horrible bulge in the jeans when we head out on the town. No longer. The Q Phone from Motorola ($TBA) features Windows Mobile 5.0, a 320x240 display,... [More]

Nissan NISMO Frontier

The 2005 Nissan NISMO Frontier (starting at $22,100; King Cab or Crew Cab) is a tough mid-size truck with tons of good looks and added performance features from Nissan's Motorsports group. Built on the F-Alpha platform shared with its big brother, the full-size Titan, the Frontier sports off-road tuned Bilstein... [More]

Stokke Xplory Stroller

If you have kids, at one point or another you are going to have to push a stroller. Knowing this, we are men, and we won’t settle for our kids riding around in some fifty dollar stroller from Wal-Mart. We want our kids in the best stroller there is, and... [More]

Pottery Barn Stainless Steel Kitchen Collection

Since our favorite cookware is All-Clad stainless steel, we really like the matching Stainless Steel Kitchen Collection from Pottery Barn. The combination Shelf and Pot Rack ($279) is sturdy enough to hold over 80lbs., but still manages to look good. The Magnetic Backsplash ($80) helps you keep track of recipes... [More]

Crinkle Cup

Most cups are just that — things to hold beverages. However, these cups do that and more. They look astonishingly good, yet they also make it seem as if you're drinking out of a cup you found on the lawn of a kegger from the night before. The Crinkle Cup... [More]

Killing Yourself To Live by Chuck Klosterman

If you follow pop culture like we do, and you're just a tad bit crazy, then this is a perfect book for you. Killing Yourself To Live ($16) takes you to on a road trip from Rhode Island to Seattle to visit the sites where Rock ‘n Roll immortality died.... [More]

Aveda Control Tape Style Strips

There’s nothing worse than waking up in a strange bed and then realizing you're already locked into spending today with this woman, but your hair looks like a disgruntled bird’s nest. For those times, Aveda Control Tape Style Strips ($20) are a savior in little orange form. Take a strip... [More]

Rubis Mehaz Tweezers

These Swiss-made stainless steel tweezers are what the pros use. The all-purpose Mehaz by Rubis Tweezers ($30) are made with a 42-step hand finishing process to form perfect tip alignment for all your painful hair removal needs.... [More]

biOrb Aquarium

This modern fish tank caught our attention because we've always hated cleaning our aquariums and usually end up with a whole bunch of floating fishes due to our laziness. The stylish biOrb ($130) is a low-maintenance aquarium with a filter system that combines "mechanical, chemical, and biological filtration to keep... [More]

Guess Casey Shirt

This light blue Casey Shirt from Guess ($80) would look so good with a pair of khakis it's not even funny. It features roll-up button tab sleeves and front button flap pockets that make it the definition of the new urban safari look.... [More]

Montauk Outdoor Bar

The Montauk Bar from Restoration Hardware ($1,150; barstools $300 each) has everything you need to become a professional backyard entertainer. The classic hardwood bar has a tin basin for ice, a five-bottle wine rack, two shelves and three drawers, two towel bars and a stemware holder. Now all you have... [More]

Pantone Wallet

Show off your color knowledge geekery with the Pantone Wallet ($12). Based on the famous color matching system, the slim wallet features an elastic band closure and two interior plastic sleeves to hold ID, credit cards and cash. It comes in Shiny Baked Clay, Shiny Magenta, Matte India Ink, and... [More]

Scotty Cameron By Titleist Studio Stainless Newport 2

Apart from being a great looking putter, the Scotty Cameron Studio Stainless Newport 2 by Titleist ($280) just happens to be the same putter Tiger Woods uses on the greens of the best courses in the world. The traditional shape of the putter is familiar to most golfers, and it’s... [More]

IT-1 Mountain Bike

Designed for downhill and extreme freeriding, the IT-1 Mountain Bike ($5,000, available in Nov.) by GT Bicycles sports an eight-speed internal transmission for better center of gravity and reduced weight on the rear wheel — which is apparently a good thing when you're jumping off cliffs and flying down hills... [More]

Batman Begins for GameCube

Unlike nearly every other Batman video game, Batman Begins ($37) is actually a game that won't end up in the Gotham garbage dump. From sneaking around whipping bad guy ass with your stealth moves to freaking out bad guys with your psychological tactics to racing around in the Tumbler, this... [More]

Coral Branch Salad Servers

Yes, it's ridiculous that men need salad servers from time to time (ok, maybe twice in your lifetime). But if you must have some, you might as well get some that will get your guests talking. Made from lacquered resin, Global Table's 15-inch long Coral Branch Salad Servers ($85) can... [More]

Happiest Celebration On Earth Pal Mickey

If you plan to visit Walt Disney World anytime soon, you should definitely pick up one of these guys. Created for the worldwide festivities to commemorate the 50th anniversary of Disneyland, Happiest Celebration On Earth Pal Mickey ($88 online, $65 at WDW) features wireless technology that allows him to tell... [More]

Larkin Bench

The Larkin Bench ($700) from Room & Board would be perfect for a foyer or placed at the end of a bed or behind a sofa. The padded seat is made of rich full-grain leather, while a slatted shelf can be used for temporary storage or for display items.... [More]

Molcajete Mortar and Pestle

A versatile and ancient tool, the Molcajete Mortar and Pestle from Williams-Sonoma ($49) is made from volcanic rock, making each piece unique. It’s a great tool for making guacamole, crushing spices, and can also be used as a serving bowl — plus it’s a great conversation piece for your kitchen,... [More]

Palladium Koln Sneakers

We’re very familiar with distressed, worn-in jeans — but sneakers? The Koln Sneaker from Palladium ($70) features “distressed shades in nylon and premium leather, worn-in like they’ve been on a hike across Europe.” They also feature a velcro closure, bringing back horrible memories of abuse taken during Kindergarten shoe-tying lessons.... [More]

Jabra BT800 Bluetooth Headset

Most Bluetooth headsets are nothing more than a wireless headset — not having much to do with the phone in your pocket. All that changes with the BT800 Bluetooth Headset from Jabra ($115). Featuring an LCD to display caller info, a jog wheel to control menus and volume, vibrate/ring control,... [More]

Twist Cocktail Shaker

Even if you're not a drinker, this work of art will look great on the shelf. Crafted by award-winning designer Fred Bould, the helix-shaped Twist Cocktail Shaker ($125) features an integrated removable strainer, and is made of thermal-retentive Nambé metal that should be chilled before mixing drinks for optimal results.... [More]

Dodge Charger SRT8

Yes, "Grab life by the horns" is a stupid slogan. But this beast makes up for it. The 2006 Dodge Charger SRT8 ($39,000 est.) is a true muscle car. It boasts a 425-horsepower 6.1-liter HEMI V8 engine good enough for 0-60 in about 5 seconds and a quarter-mile time in... [More]

Coleman BBQ Caddy Radio

Never again drop that bottle of Heinz on your way out the backdoor. The Coleman BBQ Caddy ($30) was designed to help you carry condiments and utensils outside to the grill. But if that's all it did, there's no way we'd like it — it also has a built-in FM/FM... [More]

Neoporte Stainless Steel Doors

Have you ever crashed an upscale party in an ultra modern apartment or seen an amazing home in a movie, and wondered where in the heck a normal human could purchase such things for their place? Well, we recently came across a great supplier for probably the most important aspect... [More]

RCA Cell Docking System

To keep from dragging your cell all over your house, try this Cell Docking System from RCA ($130). It allows you to leave your cell docked and use normal house handsets (up to 3) to recieve and answer calls to and from your cellular number. Oh, and it will work... [More]

Thane Q Portable Grill

If all you can see from your back deck is your neighbor’s pasty ass trying to get sun, you may want to take the grilling somewhere else. For those times we roll with the Q Portable Grill from Thane ($100). It folds up to maximize portability, has ample grill space,... [More]

Gucci Guccissima Collection

Unlike past Gucci styles, we're really digging their new Fall/Winter Guccissima collection of fine bags and accessories. We're especially fawning over this spectacular Messenger Bag in chocolate brown ($940). And if you look closely, you'll see the new Guccissima iPod Case ($235) that was obviously made to be paired with... [More]

The Best Little Secrets Are Kept by Louis XIV

The Best Little Secrets Are Kept ($14), the debut album from San Diego-based Louis XIV (no, they aren't from Britain, get over it), is not only a refreshing bit of rock, it's one of our favorite albums this year. With ego-centric lyrics full of sexual innuendo and a great sound... [More]

Premium 500 Chip Poker Set

The 2005 World Series of Poker has finally hit ESPN, and poker fever is hitting the Uncrate staff. For your poker night adventures, you can’t go wrong with this Premium 500 Chip Poker Set by Las Vegas Poker Chips ($55). It comes with 6 Dealer Buttons including Dealer, Small Blind,... [More]

Jesus T-Shirt

One of the most memorable characters from The Big Lebowski, the convicted pedophile named Jesus is now immortalized on a T-Shirt. Now you can tear up the lanes in the Jesus T-Shirt from Defunker ($20). If anyone asks you explain its meaning, there’s a simple and elegant response we recommend... [More]

Oakley Whisker

We've been worried about Oakley for the last few years. Drunk with success and looking for higher profits, their cutting-edge metal sunglasses gave way to generic, mass-market plastic frames. With Whisker ($205), they may finally be on the road to recovery. Touted as the thinnest wire frame ever created by... [More]

Magic Eye Balm by L'Occitane

Fight your raccoon eyes from two sides with this potion from L'Occitane. The Magic Eye Balm ($20) uses pure shea butter to help you ditch puffiness and dark circles while protecting and concealing with a soft tint at the same time.... [More]

Ripples Iroco Basin

Add some unexpected flair to your bathroom with the Iroco Basin from Ripples ($1,450). It's made of exotic iroco wood that's highly durable for everyday use. While definitely modern, the basin could easily work in a class home depending on the fixtures and furniture you surround it with.... [More]

Booq Boa.XM Limited Edition Backpack

If you’ve never heard of Booq bags, we’re going to assume that you’ve never had a laptop either. Our personal kings of laptop bags, Booq has come out with something a little different this year — the Boa.XM Limited Edition Laptop Backpack ($150). The bag, of which only 500 will... [More]

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Slider Hat

Back before they were the California, then the Anaheim, then back to the California — oh who cares — they were the the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, and their nifty team logo is proudly displayed on this Cooperstown Collection cap. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Slider Hat ($25)... [More]

Anthony Razor Burn Repair

Razor burn sucks, but it’s just something we men have to live with every once in a while — or is it? Razor Burn Repair from Anthony ($22) claims to work magic on your irritated face with a blend of marshmallow, aloe vera, chamomile, St. Johns Wort, ginseng, and vitamins... [More]

Cuetec Earl Strickland Signature Pool Cue

Even though you may look a little dorky doing it, bringing in your own pool cue to a bar is the best move you can make if you plan on winning that night. Made from a super hard maple wood core, the Earl Strickland Signature Pool Cue by Cuetec ($112)... [More]

Ralph Lauren Bathrobe with Piping

This Ralph Lauren Bathrobe ($95) reminds us of a lazy Sunday morning, kicked back in our favorite chair, reading the paper and taking in games on the TV. The full-length cotton terry bathrobe has a shawl collar, wide cuffs, oversized patch pockets, and navy blue piping to make sure you... [More]

Cross Ion Pen

We typically aren’t huge fans of gel ink pens, but the Ion Pen from Cross ($25) isn’t your ordinary pen. There is an assortment of different accessories available for the line of sturdy pens, including lanyards — and the design lets you see the color of the ink inside the... [More]

JVC KD-AVX1 In-Dash DVD Player w/LCD

Suddenly, we no longer want that gaudy 10-inch flip-up display in our truck. The JVC KD-AVX1 In-Dash DVD Player ($600) plays DVDs on a slick built-in 3-inch LCD screen. It also plays discs filled with MP3s and WMAs (in addition those normal CD thingies you buy at the store), and... [More]

Mod Espresso Set

This set of Mod Espresso Cups ($30/4 in set) have such a cool design that you'll want to constantly break them out and put them to good use. They'll also show your sleep-over guests that you're more than just the rock hard stud they know you as.... [More]

Mulberry Rockley

The Mulberry Rockley ($850) may be a bit pricey, but you'll get your money out of it since it'll still be in style when you're 80. It features a large main compartment, two external pockets, and adjustable strap. The leather bag is also available in black and gray if you're... [More]

Egg & Muffin Toaster

Good things come in pairs — Cake and Ice Cream, Vodka and Red Bull, and Eggs and Muffins. Now you can cook the latter pair with one machine: The Egg & Muffin Toaster from Back to Basics ($50, available in September). It features wide slots for toasting english muffins or... [More]

Sin City

Although it won’t be available until Aug. 16, we didn’t want to wait that long to tell you about Sin City ($16) coming to DVD. The film adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic comic, Sin City features an all star cast including Jessica Alba, Bruce Willis, and Clive Owen, and they... [More]

Victorinox Vadin Shirt

This super high-quality Vadin Shirt ($80) from Victorinox (the company behind Swiss Army knives and tools) is made from a durable cotton/nylon blend, and its stripes make it just classic enough that you'll keep it around for many years to come. But it's not just a looker — it has... [More]

Skull iPod PodderPouch

If you're sick of all the sporty/modern looking iPod cases like we are, then this PodderPouch ($25) from Geek Culture could be your savior. The black iPod pouch features an awesome leather skull hand-sewn to the front, and comes with a removable cross-body shoulder strap and a shorter wrist strap... [More]

Kubo Rolling Light Table

These tables are the perfect example of multitasking — they move on wheels, act as tables, and they provide lighting. The Kubo Rolling Light Table by Enric Gregorio ($649 - $999) is available as both a tall, squarish table and a lower, rectangular table, and features a durable acrylic and... [More]

Garnet/Kyoto Bed Linens

The right set of bed linens can make or break an entire bedroom, and we're betting on these to make ours. The Garnet/Kyoto Bed Linens from Crate and Barrel ($145 - $199) contrast rich garnet with a simple cream color, and the squared texture of the quilt and shams with... [More]

Xikar 730 Express Knife

This lightweight Xikar 730 Express Knife ($35) is perfect for any outdoor expedition. Made entirely of 440A stainless steel, it has a clip integrated into the frame that lets you fasten it securely to your backpack or belt loop — and if that wasn't enough, it also has a built-in... [More]

Laptop Tray for Bed

Every once in a while, it’s more comfortable doing things in bed. Reading, working, listening to music, bon- well, you get the idea. The Lap Dog Tray by designer offi ($100) provides a nice platform for your laptop as well as a place to set your morning food stuffs and... [More]

I Park Like An Idiot Bumper Stickers

Oh my, are we ever going to put these to good use. The "I Park Like An Idiot" Bumper Stickers ($10/20-pack) anonymously inform those thoughtless morons with horrible parking skills that they indeed suck. (Like you're in such a hurry that you just had to take up both spaces. I... [More]

Weber Flame Gas Outdoor Fireplace

The Weber Flame ($550) is basically a smoke-free, no-cleanup campfire for your backyard or patio. Available in liquid propane or natural gas versions, the fireplace features a one-push igniter, stainless steel burner, fuel gauge, and provides 8 hours of burn time with 62,000 BTU per-hour heat output. It's also got... [More]

One-For-All Kameleon 8 Universal Remote

At one point or another, pretty much everyone has grabbed for the remote in a dark room and hit the wrong button — but that won’t be a problem with this remote. The Kameleon 8 Universal Remote by One-For-All ($50) sports an Electro-Luminescent display that is not only bright, but... [More]

2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT

We hated the last Eclipse body style so much we're surprised Mitsubishi sold more than 30 of the damn things. However, we still consider the 95-99 Eclipse to be one of the best all around sports cars that you can actually afford — we even had a 97 tricked out... [More]

Ice Cube Cooler

Fresh ice in summertime drinks is a necessity, but it can be a royal pain in the rear to deal with ice cube trays. The solution? The Ice Cube Cooler from eva solo ($76). Its black lid serves as the tray when you are freezing your cubes, then simply twist... [More]

Hydro Print Board Shorts

We all like a nifty pattern on our board shorts, but how about a pair whose print reacts to water? The Hydro Print Board Shorts from Crazy Shirts ($45) have a Hawaiian floral pattern in the fabric that is invisible when dry, but comes to life as soon as the... [More]

Jet Black 15" Apple PowerBook G4

Since it looks like we'll be waiting a while for the next PowerBook, you can at least get a snazzy-looking desktop replacement with this colored PowerBook. The 15.2'' PowerBook 1.67GHz in Jet Black from ColorWare ($2955) features all the niceties of the current 1.67GHz model, including a fiber-optic backlit keyboard,... [More]

Coach Water Buffalo Slim Wallet

While it's officially called a "slim card case," we call it a very nice Front-pocket Wallet ($48) that's made from buffalo calfskin. It features four credit card pockets and a center multipurpose pocket for cash. It's available in black (shown), tan and mahogany.... [More]

Hot Fuss by The Killers

Chances are if you're reading a site like Uncrate you already own this album (or at least downloaded it illegally). If you're one of the handful of readers who haven't bought it, or even heard any of the songs on it, we're here to tell you that Hot Fuss ($11)... [More]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Having just finished our initial reading of The Half-Blood Prince ($18), we can proclaim with certainty that this is another book in a series destined to join the ranks of Lord of the Rings and other great literature. But of course, you don’t have to take our word for it... [More]

Atari Flashback 2

The Atari Flashback 2 ($30, available in August) features more than 40 classic games (hello, Asteroids!), prototypes of previously unreleased games, and games from top homebrew fans (weird dudes that kept making games long after we moved up to Nintendos). The follow-up to the awesome 7800-based Atari Flashback, the plug-and-play... [More]

Pottery Barn Bedford Project Table

New for Fall, the Pottery Barn Bedford Project Table ($1,100) is perfect for those of us who need (or think they need in our case) tons of space to work on important creative projects. It offers 12 square feet of workspace and sits on two counter-height bookcases (with nine cubbyholes... [More]

Star Wars Spud Trooper Mr. Potato Head

If you're a true geek like us, you should be able to look to the right or left of your computer monitor and see Darth Tater staring back at you with that "I'm going to choke you using the force" look on his face. Now he'll have a Storm Trooper... [More]

Nissan Airstream BaseCamp Trailer

We know we just keep throwing out stuff this week that you can't buy, but when we saw that Nissan designed a new trailer for Airstream we knew we had to show you. The Airstream BaseCamp Trailer, created by Nissan Design America at its La Jolla, California facility, is an... [More]

Louis Vuitton Golf Bag

Louis Vuitton's new Golf Bag ($8,400) will hold a full set of clubs, has tons of pockets for gear, and will make you look more rich than every last person in Connecticut. It's made from the company's Damier Géant canvas, features cowhide piping, base and handle, and a removable, padded... [More]

TransPod for iPod Shuffle

The sleek new TransPod for iPod shuffle ($60) from Digital Lifestyle Outfitters is hands down the best performing (and looking) all-in-one car adapter for Apple's tiniest iPod. It lets you play the music living on your shuffle through your car FM radio while charging the device and putting it within... [More]

Burberry Check Boxer

Say what you will about dressing up for a date — you can be dressed to the hilt, but if you have Superman briefs on underneath, you could be in trouble. We like boxers when we think we might have someone inspecting the goods, and it’s hard to find a... [More]

Diesel Inga Blazer

Another key ingredient in our fall wardrobe is a nice selection of blazers. The Diesel Inga Blazer ($180) fits the bill perfectly for us, with its worn in corduroy, two button front, and zippered front chest pocket. Now we just need some extra money… does anyone out there have a... [More]

Six Time Zone Watch

Add one more to the list of products that are way too expensive for most of us but are so unique and cool we can’t help but tell everyone. The Presidential Ambassador Six Time Zone Watch by IceLink ($69,000) takes extravagant watches to a whole new level. The watch features... [More]

NCAA Football 2006

College football season is fast approaching, and for all the gamers out there it means time to go pick up a copy of NCAA Football 2006 ($50). This installment features a revamped Dynasty mode, the exclusive NCAA football license, and an all new Race for the Heisman mode in which... [More]

Patrón Silver Tequila

We here at Uncrate are very picky about our tequilas — while we enjoy a fine tequila, the lesser quality brands are a sure fire ticket to hangover-ville. This is certainly not one of those lesser brands. Patrón Silver Tequila ($58) is a light, clear tequila that goes down smooth... [More]

Elwood Green Acres Hat

There are times when you're desperately in need of a hat (like when you passed out and your "friends" tried to shave the word "poop" in your hair). And there are also times when your faded Red Sox hat just doesn't go with your outfit (it's hard to find a... [More]

Arcade Legends Street Fighter II

If you remember dropping quarters into this arcade game, you're not alone. The dedicated Street Fighter II Champion Edition mini console ($50) comes with two of Sega's 6-button Genesis controllers and plugs directly into your TV. And if the groundbreaking Capcom fighting game wasn't enough, there's also a super challenging... [More]

Napoleon Dynamite Action Figures

This is pretty much the greatest toy line ever. McFarlane Toys, which has tons of skills (because girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!), has created a new line of Napoleon Dynamite Action Figures ($13 each; available in November). The line will feature highly-detailed 6-inch figures including Napoleon, Pedro,... [More]

Levi's XX Jeans

They don't get any more authentic than this folks. After acquiring the oldest know pair of jeans in the world in 2003 — the Levi's "XX” jean, dated circa 1880 — the company is now ready to release a limited edition run based on the style. For those of you... [More]

Four Inches

We love women. We also care a lot about humanitarian causes. So when we heard about this book, we knew we'd be buying it. Four Inches ($41) features photos of some of the world's most beautiful women — Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, and Rachel Hunter included — posing nude except... [More]

Putting Mat with Auto Return

You gotta practice if you stand any chance of every beating your father in law. This 9 ft long Putting Mat ($30) features realistic turf with a slight incline for better stroke development, a curved water hazard and sand trap to catch misses, and most importanly a battery-operated cup that... [More]

Surf Green Fender Classic 50's Stratocaster

The Stratocaster has long been an icon of American music and ingenuity, and some of the best of these models came out in the 1950’s. The Fender Classic Series 50's Strat in Surf Green ($630) represents a simpler time when rock n’ roll still meant rock n’ roll — not... [More]

Lucchese Cowboy Boots

Cowboy boots are obviously not everyday shoes in most parts of the country, but nearly everyone has an excuse to throw them on once in a while. The 13" tall N1545 Cowboy Boots by Lucchese ($200) are great for occassional wear, and are extremely comfortable due to their original design.... [More]

EcoSphere

Ever dreamed of being the all mighty ruler of a tiny desktop world? The EcoSphere ($80-$490) will let you live out this crazy little fantasy of yours. It's the first totally enclosed and self-sustaining ecosystem. The glass globe is filled with filtered sea water, red shrimp and algae. You never... [More]

Burton Air Snowboard

Not everyone is a pro snowboarder, but at least the rest of us can look like one with the Air Snowboard by Burton ($300). Designed to be great in all kinds of terrain, it features a Super Fly wood core and Dualzone Edge Grain Direction to help with edging and... [More]

Karim Rashid Chess Set

Chess is fun, but just because you play it often doesn’t mean you have to have some stuffy white and black set sitting around. Make sure your chess set is as good looking as your home with this Chess Set by designer Karim Rashid ($55). The pieces are made of... [More]

Whirlpool In.Kitchen

We don't normally feature products that you can't immediately buy, but Whirlpool's new all-in-one concept kitchens look to be so innovative that we just had to share. The company's industrial design team studied all aspects of how people used kitchens and then rethought the 1960s era built-in kitchens to create... [More]

Sonicare Crest i8500 IntelliClean Toothbrush

The Sonicare Crest IntelliClean ($140) may be the most expensive toothbrush out there, but it's easily worth twice as much. It combines bristles that run at more than 30,000 strokes per minute and gentle sonic waves to clean away plaque from your teeth — and cleans in between them and... [More]

Prada Logo Plaque Belt

We know it’s still summer, but it’s never too early to start stocking up on your fall attire — and this belt can help you do just that. The Logo Plaque Belt by Prada ($234) is expensive, yes, but is made of Nappa leather and features a large stainless steel... [More]

Toshiba Qosmio G25-AV513 Laptop

The sleek Toshiba Qosmio G25-AV513 ($3,000) is the best multimedia laptop you'll find this year. It features a 17" screen, DVD player, TV tuner, and Media Center software to make it a portable DVR. The laptop also offers component video, composite video in, 1GB of RAM, a 120GB hard drive,... [More]

Team Sleep

Whether you're a fan of the Deftones or not, you're going to love Team Sleep (self titled; $14). The side project of the metal band's lead singer, Chino Moreno, the disc is full of haunting electronic sounds, mellow guitars, distorted beats and intricate lyrics. It also features stellar guest singers... [More]

J.Crew Waxwear Montauk Tote

Yes, guys carry totes too. The J.Crew Waxwear Montauk Tote ($200) is perfect for a weekend trip with the family or hauling your stuff back and forth between your woman's apartment. The cotton tote is coated with a paraffin finish for water resistance and features sexy Italian leather handles and... [More]

PowerSquid

Sick of not being able to plug in all the awkward-shaped power adapters side by side in your current power strip? Power Sentry’s PowerSquid ($15) is a power strip that has flexible arms of varying lengths instead of a, um, strip to alleviate this problem. Plus, we'll buy any gadget... [More]

Coleman Inflatable Loveseat

Just because your girlfriend roped you into going camping with her family doesn't mean you have to be miserable the whole time. Ok, maybe it does, but you can at least be comfortable in this Inflatable Loveseat by Coleman ($30). It'll have that filthy, bug-infested campsite feeling just like your... [More]

Lumines for PSP

Remember when the Game Boy first came out, and they all came with a copy of Tetris? Well, the PSP should have come with a copy of Lumines ($40). This incredibly addicting puzzle game features 24 levels, all with their own signature colors and music, plus wireless multiplayer. If you... [More]

Puma 5000M

Look, all-white shoes are great and all, but there are times when some colorful kicks look much cooler. Paired with some jeans, the old school Puma 5000Ms ($75) are our current favs. They come in several color combos (though we love the fig red shown here) and were originally introduced... [More]