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Griffin iVault for iPod Shuffle

Jealous of your friend's colorful iPod mini? Just add this machined aluminum armor to your stark iPod shuffle. The Griffin iVault ($20) totally revamps the looks of the diminutive device and protects it better than any cheap silicone case you can find. It's super lightweight and comes in five anodized... [More]

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Long-Sleeved England Beckham Home Jersey

Get ready for World Cup 2006 with this piece of kit from across the pond. Made by Umbro, the Long-Sleeved England Beckham Home Jersey ($107) features the name and number of England's captain across the back, as well as the official England team patch and fabric designed to wick moisture... [More]

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Banana Republic Two-Pocket Shirt Jacket

Just because it’s summertime doesn’t mean that it won’t get chilly during the evenings — and to stay stylish during those windy nights on the beach (or drunk in the middle of a field, whatever) we recommend the Two-Pocket Shirt Jacket from Banana Republic ($98). It features a total of... [More]

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Bed 011 from Atlantico

Solid wood is a great building material, and is actually supposed to supply you with better rest than metal (or so says feng shui). So it should come as no surprise that the 011 Bed from Atlantico ($2000 - $2370) is made from solid European Ash, and comes in a... [More]

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Weber Beer Can Chicken Roaster

Instead of being uncivilized and shoving a can of beer up a chicken's rear end, get yourself one of these handy devices from Weber. The Beer Can Chicken Roaster ($30) has a convenient aluminum reservoir that you fill with the liquid of your choice to make your bird the juiciest... [More]

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Samsung HT-P50 USB Host Home Theater System

This home theater system from Samsung offers everything you could ask for in a reasonably priced package — 5.1 surround sound, a 5-disc changer, HDMI output, an 8-inch Subwoofer and overall stunning looks. But Samsung's HT-P50 ($450) offers one added feature that puts it at the top of our list... [More]

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Mile High Mini Kit

Just when you think they've thought of everything comes along something like this. Mile High Kits are "sexy travel kits filled with erotic essentials for love on-the-go." The discrete Mini Kit ($22.50) comes in a compact, sleek case that holds two condoms, a bottle of lubricant, and a whisper-quiet mini-massager.... [More]

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Beyond Home Hub

The alarm clock — one of the most necessary and most hated of electronics. Apart from playing music and waking you up, alarm clocks don’t do much — at least, until now. The Beyond Home Hub ($700) serves as an information hub for an entire cast of smart appliances throughout... [More]

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Playsam Jetliner Toy

This Wooden Jetliner Toy Airplane ($50) from Sweedish toymaker Playsam is just about the coolest thing you could put on your desk. Well, except maybe for that 30-inch Apple Cinema Display you've been lusting over since last year. Playsam offers several other similar toy race cars, kayaks, sailboats, and more.... [More]

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Sputnik Table Lamp

All lamps are meant to light up a room, but not all of them can start as many varied conversations as the Sputnik Table Lamp (approx. $450). Based on a 1970 design by Paul de Haan for Jolina, the chrome body holds 24 arms — 12 with light fittings, 12... [More]

 

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Amores Perros by Alejandro González Iñárritu

Believe it or not, food, tequila, and women aren’t the only imports from Mexico worth talking about. 2001’s Amores Perros ($12) title roughly translates to “Love’s a Bitch,” and that speaks to some of the central themes of the movie, the most stirring of which is that we are defined... [More]

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X-Arcade Two Player Arcade Joystick

So many of our youthful hours were wasted on arcade machines, we couldn’t imagine having the same experience in our old age — but with the Two Player Arcade Joystick from X-Arcade ($130), we can count on just that. It features rock solid construction, authentic arcade joysticks and buttons, and... [More]

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Diesel Zaf 832 Jeans

Jeans with holes all over them are great and all, but sometimes when it’s time to go uptown they just don’t cut it. For times like those, let the Zaf 832 Jeans from Diesel ($160) help polish your image with a slim cut, button fly, and slight flaring at the... [More]

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Playboy Pinball Machine

Get the best of both worlds (pinball and Playboy, are ya kidding?) with the snazzy Playboy Pinball Machine by Stern ($4,000). The game has all the pinball features you’d expect including multiball, ramps, drop targets, and lane changes — and it comes with interchangeable nude, semi-nude, and non-nude playfield inserts... [More]

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Method Cucumber Dish Soap

As Method points out on their website, this shapely bottle of Cucumber Dish Soap ($5) was made for people like us who tend to leave things laying around the kitchen — because it looks like a work of art. Our favorite scent is cucumber — a unique fragrance that you... [More]

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Cole Haan Nealon Belt

This versatile Nealon Belt from Cole Haan ($50) is at the height of its game paired with either a suit or jeans. It's made of top-quality polished calfskin and features a solid brass buckle with brushed nickel finish.... [More]

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Sony DCR-PC55 MiniDV Camcorder

Digital camcorders offer amazing features and allow for great artistic flexibility once the video gets back to a computer. The one major problem we’ve always had with them are that most are simply too damn big for us to take anywhere but events where we are shooting video as a... [More]

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Garmin StreetPilot c330 GPS System

Not all of us are lucky enough to be driving in new cars fitted with built-in GPS systems, but all of us have needed a little help now and then with directions. Garmin’s latest addition to its award-winning lineup of GPS systems, the StreetPilot c330 ($770) can help with directions,... [More]

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Crate and Barrel Big Sur Dining Table

Despite what your girlfriend says, bigger is always better. And the Big Sur Table (table: $1,500; bench: $700; chairs: $240 each) is just that — bigger and better than other dining tables we've seen recently. It may not fit in your apartment at over 7 feet long, but it will... [More]

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iPod 20GB with Color Screen

Apple’s iPod has long been recognized as the most elegant, simple, and intuitive way to bring your digital music collection with you — and we agree, especially now that the base iPod has a color screen. The 20GB iPod from Apple ($300) adds upon the features of the old model... [More]

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Six Feet Under: Everything Ends

It may be the show's final season (damn you, HBO!) but they're going out in style with this compilation. Six Feet Under: Everything Ends (Music from the HBO Original Series, Vol. 2) ($14) offers nothing but greatness with tracks from Interpol, the Caesars, Death Cab, the Arcade Fire, and our... [More]

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Stanley FatMax High Tension Hacksaw

Chances are you didn't wake up this morning, roll out of bed and say to yourself, "man, I need to get a hacksaw today." Well, if you do ever get the urge to splurge* on one of these manly tools, the Stanley FatMax High Tension Hacksaw ($30) is the one... [More]

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Pioneer DEH-P7700MP CD Reciever

We love car audio, but since the introduction of portable MP3 players with massive hard drives (namely the iPod), we’ve been disappointed that there hasn’t been more effort to try and integrate those players and the center of the car audio experience — the receiver. The Pioneer DEH-P7700MP ($270) addresses... [More]

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Jasper Morrison Coffee Machine

The Coffee Machine ($150), designed by Jasper Morrison for German-based Rowenta, is the iPod of coffee makers. Not only is it sleek and modern, but it also has all the functionality you could ask for. The 12-cup all-in-one unit houses coffee filters, the filter holder, a measuring spoon, and a... [More]

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My Pet Human T-Shirt

Everybody loves music and everybody loves robots. And we love this shirt. "My Pet Human" ($15) from Threadless T-Shirts comes in this gold color and features a unique illustration of an Iron Giant-esque robot and a girl both listening to some vinyl (probably Daft Punk).... [More]

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Tumi Watch Collection

Life is funny sometimes. For instance, this is the second Tumi item we’ve posted, and neither has been a bag — which is what the company is best known for. What can we say — these watches were too cool to pass up. Just recently announced, the line includes 10... [More]

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Philips Aurelle Rechargeable LED Candles

Candles are great. They can set the mood for the ladies, and if you get the scented kind, can cover up that unidentifiable smell coming from the kitchen. Unfortunately, they're also a little dangerous and need to be replaced constantly. Enter Philips with its new Aurelle Rechargeable LED Candles ($25),... [More]

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Otto Dental Floss Holder

“Dental hygiene” is not normally a phrase you would associate with style and design — then again, you probably haven’t met Otto. The Otto Dental Floss Holder from Alessi ($22) is a little guy almost cool enough to make you floss even more often than recommended. Otto’s back opens up... [More]

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Delicious Library

Though we are a buyer’s guide, we don’t plan on doing a whole lot of software — but when it’s this cool, we’ve gotta tell you about it. Delicious Library from Delicious Monster ($40, Mac OS X only) is a virtual library for your physical media, allowing you to keep... [More]

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iPod Shuffle

Apple's iPod shuffle is the size of a pack of gum and weighs less than one car key, yet stores up 240 of your favorite tunes and uses the spectacular iTunes jukebox software for music management. What more could you ask for? How about a price cut. Apple today dropped... [More]

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Zippo Cargo Case

Even if you don’t smoke, a lighter can still be a handy thing to carry around — especially in outdoor settings and when you're bored and want to amuse yourself with some lighter tricks. Now you can bring it on your air travels, provided it's in the Zippo Cargo Case... [More]

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IKEA Kramfors Right-Hand Leather Chaise

It was inevitable. You knew, sooner or later, that we would show something from IKEA. Well, we've had some requests for some modern furniture that mere mortals can afford, so here you go. The Kramfors Right-Hand Leather Chaise ($600) looks like it belongs in a DWR showroom, but carries a... [More]

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Tivoli Sirius/AM/FM Radio

With the explosion of digital music came an astonishing conclusion: FM’s signal quality is junk. Take a step back toward radio again with the Tivoli Sirius/AM/FM Table Radio ($300). Not only can the radio play Sirius programming, it can also play “normal” radio stations as well on its surprisingly robust... [More]

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GMC Sierra Denali

Trucks — manly, versatile, powerful. Nothing exudes manliness quite like a truck, and no truck pulls it off quite like the Sierra Denali (starting at$43,000). Like the Yukons of the same family, the Sierra Denali features the best of all the goodies and technology, along with boasting a 345 horsepower... [More]

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Paul Smith Gray Tonic Suit

Every man needs a gray suit — and every man should own at least one item designed by Paul Smith. (Hey, he's British and he's the CEO of his own company — how could you not like him.) The Paul Smith Tonic Suit in gray ($1,200) features a single-breasted, two-button... [More]

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Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug

While we tend to prefer not to sit around in our own liquid filth, the Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug ($30) could almost change our tune. He not only keeps the water in the ol' tub, but he also floats on the surface of the bubbles so you can enjoy his... [More]

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Altec Lansing iM7 iPod Speakers

Yes, the iPod is sweet — but what about all those times when you want others to hear what’s playing from the hard drive of your little white buddy? Not to worry, the iM7 Portable Speaker System from Altec Lansing ($250) provides all the power you need to irritate anyone... [More]

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Elmira Northstar Retro Refrigerator

We wouldn't exactly put this in our kitchen, but we'd definitely install it in the basement bar or garage. The Elmira Northstar ($4,000) is a retro-style refrigerator that's nearly too cool for words. It offers 18.1 cu. ft. of storage (4.64 cu. ft. freezer), and features chrome handles, Visi-shelving, adjustable... [More]

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Lacoste Carnaby Retro Sneakers

In case you didn't know, Lacoste is back. Big time. They've brought back a number of vintage items and introduced a bunch of new gear recently, all of which is very cool. These white leather Carnaby Retro Sneakers with the famous crocodile logo ($85) are the shoes you need this... [More]

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Assam Double Wall Iced Tea Glass

The Assam Double Wall Glasses ($40, set of two) were made for those hot summer days when your nice glass of iced tea becomes hot tea in no time. Not only do they help insulate your drinks to keep them cold, but they also won't sweat all over the place... [More]

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Highly Refined Pirates by Minus The Bear

While primarily unknown outside of indie circles, Minus The Bear is the perfect addition to a lagging party mix. Call it what you will (perhaps lounge music?), but Highly Refined Pirates by Minus The Bear ($15) is a good time. It can be enjoyed by anyone with a drink in... [More]

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Hitachi DS18DMR 18-Volt Cordless Driver Drill

If this was 1996, we'd definitely have to use some Home Improvement/Tim "The Toolman" Taylor joke here because of this drill's awesome power and futuristic looks. Hitachi's DS18DMR Drill ($240) has a more comfortable grip, better center of gravity, and more torque — 550 inch-pounds of it — than any... [More]

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Taylor Made r7 quad ht Driver

Golfing is one of the most relaxing, yet infuriating, activities in the world. All of us who golf wish for the experience to be a little less infuriating — and this club can help. The r7 quad ht Driver from Taylor Made ($400) features a 400cc head and revolutionary removable... [More]

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Sony 50-inch Grand WEGA 3LCD HDTV

Sony has once again shown why it's king with its latest 50-inch Grand WEGA HDTV, the KDF-E50A10 ($1,350). The new model features a sleek design that does away with the old "speakers on the side" look by using "invisible" speakers hidden at the bottom of the set. So that means,... [More]

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Louis Vuitton Pégase 60 Rolling Suitcase

You may have seen Blink 182's Travis Barker pulling one of these badboys in his "Meet The Barkers" reality show on MTV this season. He may have bad taste in hairstyles, but he has great taste in luggage. The Louis Vuitton Pégase 60 Rolling Suitcase ($1,820) in the Damier canvas... [More]

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Jack Spade Bridle Leather Single Fold Wallet

This orange Single Fold Wallet ($70) from Jack Spade is perfect for those of you who've graduated to a front pocket wallet. If you're like us, you can't stand to be sitting on that big heap of leather filled with too much plastic and paper in your back pocket all... [More]

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Speedo Hydralign Goggles

If you want to to be the next Olympic gold medal winner like Michael Phelps, then get yourself a pair of the Speedo Hydralign Goggles ($15). They're training goggles that promote correct head position and body alignment with slanted lenses that are frosted on the lower half, causing swimmers to... [More]

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Levi's Vintage 1971 646 Jeans

Ever see a rock star wearing an awesome pair of Levi’s and wonder where they came from? I mean they obviously don’t sell these at your local Sears. They come from specially selected retailers that carry Levi’s Vintage line. Of this vintage line, the most rockin’ item is the 1971... [More]

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Juicy Salif Fruit Juicer by Phillip Stark

The ‘90’s were an interesting time in our history. We began the decade with drivel like “Heaven” from Warrant playing on the radio, and ended it with everyone scared to death their computers were going to suddenly blow up at midnight (or something like that). Out of all that mess... [More]

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With Teeth by Nine Inch Nails

We love Nine Inch Nails. Almost every emotion or neurotic thought has been dealt with musically by Trent and his crew. On With Teeth ($12) Trent mixes electronic beats and grinds with authentic instruments as well as ever, and Dave Grohl joins in on the fun for awhile — assaulting... [More]

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PalmOne LifeDrive

Yeah, yeah. We know this thing isn't exactly news to many of you, but the PalmOne LifeDrive ($499) is one of the most lust-worthy gadgets you'll see this year. This compact and powerful device features a brushed aluminum exterior and a 4GB hard drive on the inside for tons of... [More]

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Tombstone Vista Series DVD

Westerns. Almost a lost genre in today’s cinema — to the point where we wish they’d make a sequel. Tombstone ($24) features some of the best performances from several modern actors — namely Val Kilmer and Kurt Russel. Kilmer was great in The Doors, but if you haven’t seen him... [More]

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Wahl Trim-n-Vac Beard and Mustache Trimmer

Sick of your significant other bitching about all the stubble you leave behind in the bathroom sink? Get yourself a Wahl Trim-n-Vac Beard and Mustache Trimmer ($25) and let it suck up all your excess whiskers with its vacuum intake system. It features 11 beard length settings and a collection... [More]

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Incase White Crest iPod Wallet

Incase's new line of Crest iPod accessories are among the best we've seen. Our favorite, the Crest iPod Wallet ($64), features a beautiful white leather exterior, cord management for your earbuds, and a see-through slot for credit cards, money or keys. It also has a silicone strap to keep it... [More]

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Anna G. Corkscrew

Released more than 10 years ago by designer Alessandro Mendini, the Anna G. Corkscrew ($68.50) is still by far the coolest way to crank open that bottle of Morpheus. The Italian made product also comes in yellow, red, and black, in addition to the blue shown here.... [More]

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Pottery Barn PB Basic Grand Sofa

Made specifically for larger living rooms, Pottery Barn's new PB Basic Grand Sofa ($1,800 - $2,500) adds 12" to the length, 6" to the depth and 2" to the height of the regular PB Basic. Like nearly all Pottery Barn furniture, a slew of slipcovers in many hues, and optional... [More]

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Top Flite HCT Tour Golf Club Set

When one of the Uncrate staffers said he wanted to join the real men on the course on Sundays, we all began a search for the best beginner's set of clubs. The Top Flite HCT Tour Set ($200) is what we came up with. The 17-piece set includes excellent 1,... [More]

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Weber Genesis Platinum C Gas Grill

It’s summertime, and there’s nothing like taking advantage of the nice weather to go outside and do some grilling. If we had our way we’d be grilling on the Genesis Platinum C Gas Grill from Weber ($750). This bad boy features a 611 square inch in-box cooking area, a side... [More]

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Burberry Brit For Men

We don’t know about you, but nothing makes us feel more like men than by spraying on some smell good to cover up the fact that we smell like a brewery from the night before. Burberry Brit for Men's ($47-$65) scent “blends juicy green mandarin and freshly cut ginger with... [More]

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Kite Aerial Photography Rig

The KAP Camera Rig ($45) from MTM Scientific lets you snap aerial photographs using a disposable camera, a kite, and an ice cube (it melts to trip the shutter while in the air). The product comes ready-to-fly with a 27 shot Kodak Funsaver Camera. Unfortunately, you'll have to pull the... [More]

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Ruffino 2000 Chianti Classico Riserva Gold Label

It takes a really special wine to be great without a little bit of help — whether it be from cheese, a crispy cracker, or a meal — but Ruffino's Gold Label Chianti ($45) is exactly that. Here’s a bit of a description: “In the mouth, it is rich, complex... [More]

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Zippo Multi-Purpose Lighter

Zippo is one of those brands that will always mean quality. This Multi-Purpose Lighter ($14.50) is perfect for indoor or outdoor use, and uses butane fuel for a super hard to blow out flame. It sports a satin silver exterior and a fuel supply window so you'll know when you're... [More]

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Riedel O Stemless Wine Glasses

Wine tastings are great fun. Meeting other vino lovers is always an enjoyable experience, and depending on how many bottles we’re talking about, it can get messy. Wine glasses by definition are unstable, so to cut down on the “Cabernet-all-over-the-white-carpet” problem, Riedel has introduced the O Series Wine Tumblers ($18-$22... [More]

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Reef Sultan Sandals

The brown leather flip-flops have become a staple in nearly every man's summer wardrobe. Don't bother getting yours from any place except from Reef. They've been making quality sandals longer than many of us have been alive. And the Reef Sultans ($40) are the definition of versatile.... [More]

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Vapor Pillows by Chiasso

We received a request today from a new Uncrate reader for a set of pillows to spruce up his bland apartment living room. Luckily for him, we didn't forward the email to our friends with a "LMFAO!" attached like we normally do. These two Vapor Pillows from Chiasso ($68 each)... [More]

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Omega Seamaster Watch

We all want to be James Bond — face it. He gets to drive all the best cars, gets basically any woman he wants (even when they are working for the other side), and is always well dressed — including his watch, the Omega Seamaster (approx. $2000). It features a... [More]

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Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes

The band who came to remind us all that rock is, in its most primal form, a screeching voice, loud guitar, and assailing drums, is back. Only this time they seem to be trying to remind us that there are more instruments than just electric guitar and drums. On Get... [More]

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Motorola RAZR H3 Bluetooth Headset

Motorola has unveiled a new Bluetooth wireless headset designed to complement the company's popular RAZR V3 mobile phone. Featuring a similar, super-skinny design, the RAZR H3 ($38) offers great battery life and an ergonomic earhook. It should be available later this summer.... [More]

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Neutraface House Numbers

These Neutraface House Numbers will make any dump look downright cool. Neutraface is a great font inspired by architect Richard Neutra and designed by House Industries. The custom made house numbers are available in stainless steel (satin or polished) and aluminum (silver or a variety of baked enamel colors). See... [More]

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Kenneth Cole Sleek Steaks

If you're like us, and basically only get to wear dress shoes on nights out, you need a pair that will look classy when paired with a nice suit, but will also look stylish when worn with a good pair of jeans and a blazer. The "Sleek Steaks" by Kenneth... [More]

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Pro-Ject Debut III Audiophile Turntable

Don't let the playful color fool you. The Debut III Turntable ($280) offers great features while looking like a work of art at the same time. It's built with an Ortofon OM-5E moving magnet phono cartridge (for the audiophile in you), a chrome-plated stainless steel axle in a brass bearing... [More]

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The Macallan 18 Years Old

There’s nothing quite like sharing a fine drink with a business partner after a newly established partnership, and there’s no drink quite like 18 Year Old Macallan ($124). Voted best whisky in the world by Whiskey Magazine in 2004, the 18 year vintage of The Macallan is consistently one of... [More]

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Knomo Frinton 17-inch Laptop Bag

We've been hard-pressed to find a sexy bag for our ginormous 17-inch PowerBook, but Knomo came to the rescue just in the nick of time. The Frinton Leather Laptop Bag ($300) has several interior pockets for all your gadgets, plus a separate pocket for paperwork. The color combo of olive... [More]

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Dolce & Gabbana Striped Shirt

Whether we like it or not, sometimes we have to dress up — but that doesn’t mean we can’t look good doing it. This Black Shirt with silver stripes from D&G ($285) features a hidden button front, a chest pocket, and a stretchy consistency (75% cotton) so if you’ve been... [More]

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Mercedes Benz CLS500

So this is a coupe huh? The old men at Mercedes appear to have lost their minds, as this model has four full doors, which in our eyes makes it a sedan — but a darn sexy sedan. The 2006 CLS500 ($66,000) features a 5.0L V-8 engine, 302 horsepower, and... [More]

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Mezmerize by System Of A Down

"After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band ever. Of all the bands that have gone before, and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around." That's what bitchy Noel Gallagher of Oasis... [More]

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Conker: Live and Reloaded

Some games are so good the first time around that they get reborn for a new generation to experience. Conker’s Bad Fur Day ($45) falls into this category, and is back on Xbox along with online mutiplayer. Don’t let the cute squirrel fool you though — he's one of us.... [More]

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A&F Corps Cargo Short

We're usually not that big of fans of Abercrombie (especially since they went mad with the paint splatters on their jeans), but these navy Corps Cargo Shorts ($50) appear to be darn near perfect for a summer weekend. They feature a cell phone pocket and nice antiqued hardware. They're also... [More]

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Nike Total 90 Aerow Soccer Ball

It may be a little pricey for something you just kick around, but the Total 90 Aerow Soccer Ball ($120) has more features and went through more testing than most electronic gadgets. It was designed to "set new standards of speed, accuracy, and consistency in flight," and sports a unique... [More]

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The Barcelona Chair by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Certain items in life are worth paying for, as they will never go out of style. A well-tailored suit. An elegant timepiece. The Barcelona Chair ($3350). First shown to the world at the International Exposition in 1929, the chair continues to this day to be a cornerstone of great design,... [More]

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Rival Snow Cone Maker

Mmmm... snow cones. One of the wonderful treats of summer. Now you can make your own with ice cubes right from your freezer, thanks to the Snow Cone Maker from Rival ($24). The kit includes various flavors of syrup and cups, but of course we recommend our own flavor: mojito.... [More]

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Lego Star Wars

Now that the prequel trilogy is over, we must carry on our Star Wars obsession on discs — DVDs, CDs, and Video Games. Definitely not the most realistic of Star Wars games, Lego Star Wars ($18) provides a different kind of Star Wars experience: teamwork. As you play through levels... [More]

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Tumi High Performance Pen Collection

Tumi, which makes stellar bags that you'll surely see on this site many times over, has just announced a new collection of elegant pens. There's nine new writing instruments in total, crafted from materials such as Titanium ($145) and Carbon fiber ($95 to $125). They feature a "vanishing clip" design... [More]

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Jack Spade Ping Pong Paddle Cover

If you and your buddies hold late night ping pong battles and you need that extra bit of intimidation, or if you're a professional table tennis player with a camo fetish, this Ping Pong Paddle Cover ($65) from Jack Spade is just for you.... [More]

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Leica Digilux 2

Love the creative possibilities provided by digital photography, but just can’t bear to part with the feel of your old rangefinder? Check out the Leica Digilux 2 ($1100). It features 5 megapixels of imaging power, a 2.5” LCD screen, a shutter speed dial, and focus and aperture dials right on... [More]

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In Your Honor by Foo Fighters

Like every Foo Fighters album, In Your Honor ($16) is full of hits. Enormous hits. And that's just one of the two discs. The 20-song double album features one disc of classic Foo (you won't be disappointed if you've ever liked any Dave Grohl song), while the other disc offers... [More]

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Ireland Track Jacket

This reproduction Ireland Track Jacket ($75) from Blue Marlin would be perfect for a summer evening cookout when the temp drops to nipple-hardening levels. It features a suave stand-up color and full-length zipper with an embroidered "Ireland" logo across the chest. It also has a shield of some sort on... [More]

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HeadBlade

We're not ready to shave off our golden locks just yet, but that won't stop us from showing you (and our two balding friends who've already made the Mr. Clean move) the HeadBlade ($12). A winner of Time magazine's 10 Best Designs of 2000, the HeadBlade is the "easiest way... [More]

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Yojimbo by Akira Kurosawa

If you don’t yet know the work of Japanese director Akira Kurosawa, you should. His films have influenced many American directors, including George Lucas. Yojimbo ($24) is an excellent film in its own right, a story of a drifting samurai for hire, but also serves as an excellent introduction to... [More]

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Panasonic CQ-TX5500D Vacuum Tube Car Stereo

We started the site you're reading right now for products like this. The Panasonic CQ-TX5500D ($950) is the only car stereo that we know of that features a built-in vacuum tube amplifier for all the retro-sounding overtones you so desperately desire. It plays CD, CD-R, CD-RW and MP3 discs, and... [More]

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Michael Graves Blue Rubber Jack Dog Toy

One of our mottos here at Uncrate is, why buy just anything when there's a better designed alternative for the same price. And the fine folks at Target and the designers they commission make that easier than ever to do. This Rubber Jack Dog Toy ($7) from Michael Graves is... [More]

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Crate & Barrel Marcel Entertainment Center

If you weren't aware, it's not cool anymore to have your Big Ol' TV™ out in the open in your living room. Save the 60-inch Plasma for your dedicated home theater/family room/secret lair and put a normal 32-inch TV in your living room hidden inside the sleek Marcel Entertainment Center... [More]

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Nevo SL Wi-Fi Remote

We've all had the problem of keeping track of an army of remote controls, and it isn't fun. Finally, we found a remote that will help the problem, not hurt — the Nevo SL Remote from Universal Electronics ($TBA). Featuring Wi-Fi connectivity, a built in database of IR commands for... [More]

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Nikon D50

When you want to take real photos — not pictures of the latest family birthday party, but images you would hang on your wall — point-and-shoot cameras just don’t cut it. The D50 from Nikon ($540, available early July) is a little powerhouse of a digital SLR, learning some tricks... [More]

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I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning by Bright Eyes

In a world where the Backstreet Boys are still allowed to release albums, Bright Eyes is a nice change of pace — i.e. a band that actually sings songs that mean something. I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning ($10) includes the previously released “Lua,” a song highlighting the darker side of... [More]

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La-Z-Boy Redford Chair

This ain't your dad's La-Z-Boy Chair. The company got with the times recently and began offering chairs that men under 50 would actually consider buying. Pricing wasn't immediately available, but I'll guarantee you this thing is a lot less than you'd expect. It's available in 12 hues, but our favorite... [More]

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New Balance 991

Some people buy shoes because their favorite sports star (i.e. Michael Jordan) wears them. We here at Uncrate are a little more geeky than that. We buy our sneakers, the New Balance 991 ($100), because our favorite chief executive officer wears them — Apple and Pixar boss Steve Jobs. If... [More]

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Neapolitan Mastiff

Dogs (obviously) make great pets, and there are few breeds cooler and more loyal than the Neapolitan Mastiff ($TBA). Originally bred as arena dogs in Rome, the mastiff is less aggressive than its heritage would indicate, and is now known for its docile, steady demeanor — although still a very... [More]

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MoMa Wine Decanter

For those of you who have graduated from buying your wine in a box, the next step is a decanter — it allows your wine to "breathe" and restore its true flavor and bouquet. The Wine Decanter with Developer from the MoMa Online Store ($140) takes decanting to the next... [More]

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Jack Spade Nylon Canvas Dad Field Bag

Chances are you either have a kid or you will sometime soon. Well, take it from us, you don't want to be caught out in public carrying around that pink and yellow Noah's Ark diaper bag from K-Mart. Be a real (cool) dad with this Dad Field Bag from Jack... [More]

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Kenmore Elite HE4t Washer

Cheer up the dreaded laundry room with this colorful front-load washer from Kenmore. The HE4t Washer ($1425; left), available in Sedona (shown), Pacific Blue or Champagne, offers king-size capacity (3.8 cu. ft.) for washing up to 23 towels at one time. It also has Kenmore's "Smartwash" feature and saves over... [More]

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Harman Kardon DVD 22 Progressive-Scan DVD Player

Your A/V gear doesn't have to look like it was designed by a drunken ape. The Harman Kardon DVD 22 ($62), which won an award in the International Forum Design competition, is both sleek and powerful. The progressive-scan DVD player can play just about anything you can throw at it... [More]

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Tooled Leather Cuff

This Tooled Leather Cuff ($16) features a "leafy design" and is slightly adjustable (two sets of snaps). Note to skinny chaps like myself: This is not for you. This cuff, which measures 9 inches long and 1.75 inches wide, will make your arm look like that of your 7-year-old nephew.... [More]

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Goatse T-shirt

Boy, I hope this doesn't hurt our Google PageRank. For those of you with an actual offline life, you probably don't know what "Goatse" means. And I'm telling you right now that you don't want to know either — it's one of the grossest things you'll ever see. You can... [More]

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Forza Motorsport

We love racing games, and for a long time the Gran Turismo series has been the king of the hill. Now there's a new challenger — Forza Motorsport for Xbox ($45). It delivers on features everyone thought (including Sony) would be in GT4, such as car damage and online play,... [More]

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Bic Body Action Pen

You'd probably expect us to highlight some ridiculously expensive pen that you could write underwater with or one that you could use to do heart surgery, but the first writing utensil on Uncrate costs only $1.27 at Wal-Mart. The retractable Bic Body Action is only 4.5 inches long (compared to... [More]

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Ray-Ban Aviator Sunglasses

"License and Registration please." Not normally a message one wants to hear, even if it is coming from an officer sporting these stylish shades. The Aviator Sunglasses from Ray-Ban ($100) have long been associated with law enforcement types, yet have managed to remain hip. What other pair of sunglasses offer... [More]

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Olympus R1000 TDA

No, that's not a typo — "TDA" stands for tough digital assistant. This rugged PDA, the first from Olympus, can withstand a 4-foot drop to the concrete and keep on ticking. The R1000 ($899) runs Windows CE.Net and Linux operating systems, and offers a 320 x 240 (65,000) TFT display,... [More]

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Daydream Mirror

Most of us daydream — it's only natural — but few of us get to have help. The Daydream Mirror by Jason Miller ($400) lets you see yourself in a peaceful, serene light — either at a calming beach, or a dense forest. Now if they would only come out... [More]

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WMF Ball Whisk

If you must cook, you might as well have gear that looks like it belongs in a museum. But the stainless steel Ball Whisk from WMF ($27) isn't just a looker — it's more effective than regular whisks at whipping eggs and batters thanks to its individual wires that are... [More]

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Steve Madden St. Croix Sandals

Stevie may be best known for his women's shoes, but he cranks out a nice pair for the guys every once in a while as well. Since we like to match, here's the perfect summer complement to that Banana Republic Washed Linen Blazer: the St. Croix Sandal in white ($60).... [More]

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West Elm Modular Nesting Tables

So simple, yet so attractive. And they're super versatile too — you can keep them nested completely, or expand them slightly, or even use them in different rooms if you want. They're also handy to have around when you have guests over (everyone gets their own table to eat their... [More]

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Ferrari FXX

They don't get any badder than this, my friends. Yes, it costs $1.8 million and there'll only be 20 made, but this thing has 800 hp and is the new definition of what a real "supercar" should look like. The FXX is the fastest Ferrari ever to go into production,... [More]

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iHome iPod alarm clock

Is anyone else surprised it took this long for a company to come out with an alarm clock with an iPod dock? The iHome iH5 ($75) wakes you up to anything on your iPod or with the radio or its buzzer. It also charges your iPod and can act as... [More]

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X&Y by Coldplay

Yes, it’s a popular band with a new album. The difference here is the band actually deserves to be popular, because they’re good — and so is the new album. You’ve no doubt heard the album’s first single, “Speed of Sound,” but the real highlight of the effort is the... [More]

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Diesel Hugo Sneakers

I picked up a pair of these at the mall last weekend and couldn't be happier with my purchase. They're just the right mix of modern and retro, and are about the only white shoes I saw that weren't blindingly white. The leather and suede Diesel Hugos ($90) will keep... [More]

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Jaws 30th Anniversary Edition DVD

The Speilberg killer shark classic is back (yet again). The Jaws 30th Anniversary Edition ($15) packs in some great extras including deleted scenes, DTS and Dolby sound, and a 60-page photo journal. But the real reason to get the DVD is the 2-hour "The Making of Jaws" documentary, which was... [More]

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The Catapult Watch

Flinging things through the air is fun. Flinging things through the air while everyone else in the room thinks you're checking the time is more fun — and sneaky. Accomplish this lofty goal with the Catapult Watch from Backyard Artillery ($49). It’s available with a black or silver face, can... [More]

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2006 Hummer H3

Ever since we heard that Hummer was selling its military-inspired off-road vehicle to common folk, we’ve wanted one. Then the H2 came along, tantalizingly closer to an affordable price, but still too expensive for a person in their late teens to early twenties. Now Hummer brings off-road excellence to an... [More]

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J.Crew Repp Pique Polo

If we rated products on a grading scale, this Repp Pique Polo from J.Crew ($40) would get an A+. First, there's no dumb animal embroidered on top of your left nipple. Second, there's no ridiculous "tennis tail" (slightly longer in back). And thrid, the collar is stiff, so if you're... [More]

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Coach Varick Nylon Mapbag

We'll try to refrain from using the term "Man Bag" as much as possible on Uncrate, but expect a lot of them to show up on these pages. The first we chose to highlight is the Varick Nylon Small Mapbag from Coach ($200) because, well, it's awesome. Not too casual... [More]

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Wireless On/Off Switch

While being able to turn lights on and off without running to a swtich is handy, nothing can ruin the “mood” like clapping right before taking a lady to bed. Keep from having to run across the room half nekkid with the On/Off Switch from Generate Design ($119). Attach the... [More]

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Wireless Nintendo Controllers

Let’s face it — having a classic NES system in your living room is, at this point, kind of like having a vintage record player — except that the record player doesn’t cause twelve feet of black cord to be strewn all over your floor. Now that problem can be... [More]

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Adult Big Wheel

Relive the glory moments of your childhood with this Adult Size Original Big Wheel from Big Wheel Rally ($300). Reinforced for adult sized individuals — 175 lb max on this model, they make a model that accomodates more than 225 lbs — these puppies feature hardened steel rear axles, rubber... [More]

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Waterfall Graphic Print

As well as writers, we here at uncrate like to think of ourselves as designers as well. This is a print from an excellent catalogue of graphic prints and tees by C is for COTTIN. The Waterfall Poster ($8) comes as an 11” x 17” four color print, signed by... [More]

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Be Delicious for Men

DKNY's new Be Delicious men's fragrance ($38) "melds the raw lushness of nature with the powerful sophistication of the big city with crisp, wet greens, modern woods, green apples and intoxicating coffee." I don't know about all that, but it smells great and doesn't make me feel like a girl... [More]

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Corvette Z06

You're looking at the fastest Corvette ever. It packs 505-horsepower and can do 0-60 in just 3.7 seconds while still in first gear. Starting at $65,800 and when compared to other supercars, the Corvette Z06 (starting at $70,000) is why they invented the saying more bang for your buck. It... [More]

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Banana Republic Washed Linen Blazer

This Banana Republic Washed Linen Blazer ($200) screams summer. Not only is it the lightest of colors, but it's also thin and unstructured for a casual look and less sweat in the sun. It features a two-button closure, an exterior chest pocket and two flap pockets. The blazer has a... [More]

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He-Man and the Masters of the Universe DVD

July 12, 2005 will be the happiest day of my life. That's because The Best of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 10 Episode Collector's Edition DVD ($15) set will finally hit stores. I've been waiting for this ever since I started sleeping with my Battle Cat in 1984.... [More]

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Kitchen Grip Chef's Set

This protective oven mitt set is just about as badass as you can get when it comes to removing a casserole from the oven. Made in the USA and winner of the American Culinary Institute's Gold Excellence Award, the Duncan Industries Kitchen Grip Set ($25) set can handle temperatures from... [More]

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Beer Can Ring

Subtle Beer Can Rings ($40) from Elsewares show your appreciation